You received a letter from church headquarters and a followup email from me to terminate my membership records with the church. I want to know what you have done to meet your responsibility to satisfy my legal demands to have my records removed. I expect this to be done pronto. It has been over 30 days. Do I need to call Salt Lake and complain? Do I need to show up at your office wearing a sexy tank top and tight gay jeans on the sabbath? What would the youth think?
Take care of it now, please.
Paul O
Oh... please, please, PLEASE let this Bishop ignore your request!
I would so enjoy hearing about your sexy tank-top visit to the ward building during the block!
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"I'll let you believers in on a little secret: not only is the LDS church not really true, it's obviously not true." -Sethbag
I am damned proud to announce that I can no longer log on to the official website of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. I have been exed! I am so happy! Just in time for gay pride here in Dallas Texas. Thank you, jezzus, you silly little god -- go kill yourself again.
Have a nice day, all you brain dead Mormons. And shove the Explanations of Facsimile No. 3 right up your sorry unEgyptian asses!
Infymus wrote:Prepare to be contacted. The Cult will try everything they can to keep you on the rolls. Just keep demanding they remove your name and this 30 day waiting period is just a game they play.
Pehaps I should shoot an email to the bishop? I still have access to do so. Not to be rude to him but let him know that I am having a wonderful life living in the gayborhood filled with sex, alcohol, and dancing at the club.
I won't be going back to the table to feast with those guys ever again no matter how hard they beg. I love my sins and my sins love me. Sounds like a match made in heaven.
Paul O
Don't, they will stop the resignation and excommunicate you instead.
Edited to add: I appear to have turned up to the party without a bottle and a day late...
“We look to not only the spiritual but also the temporal, and we believe that a person who is impoverished temporally cannot blossom spiritually.” Keith McMullin - Counsellor in Presiding Bishopric
"One, two, three...let's go shopping!" Thomas S Monson - Prophet, Seer, Revelator
GLOBAL SERVICE CENTER Member, Leader, and Unit Services 120 North 200 West Salt Lake City, Utah 84103-1522
This letter is to inform you that, in accordance with your request, your name has been removed from the membership records of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.
Should you desire to become a member of the Church in the future, the local bishop or branch president in your area will be happy to help you.
