Mormon Jesus Kills BYU Football's 2012-2013 Season (link)

[_The Mighty Builder]

http://www.ksl.com/index.php?sid=221671 ... id=queue-4

What the Article fails to mention is that IF BYU had scored the game would have gone into overtime and BYU would be playing on SUNDAY! The game ended just minutes before 12:00. Any further play would mean that Mormon Jesus would have had to watch the game instead of his usual Sunday activity of making Unmarried Sisters his wives and you know "sealing the deal."

Stupid Mormon Jesus, I had money on the game.

[_Jonah]

Speaking of "killing"....

Mormon Jesus was in a pissy mood last week. He finally got around to Manti Te'o for choosing to attend Notre Dame, and then choosing not to serve a mission -

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/ncaaf-dr- ... ncaaf.html

On a serious note, the kid is one hell of a talented player and I hope he is able to channel his grief into this year his most productive season. I wish him well.

[_The Mighty Builder]

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BYU head coach Bronco Mendenhall has repeatedly acknowledged that BYU's BCS hopes are annually pinned on an undefeated season, and any prospective national championship hopes would ride not on a single, but multiple unblemished campaigns.

[_Spanner]

So I guess this stripling warrior will have to repent for saying naughty words on the sabbath.

[_Jonah]

So I guess this stripling warrior will have to repent for saying naughty words on the sabbath.

Haaaaa Haaaaa!! I have to give the kid props for at least actually swearing as opposed to saying flip, fetch, freak, fudge, or some other idiotic replacement swear word that I heard so very often when I lived in Utah.

Here is his BYU football profile - http://byucougars.com/athlete/m-football/jd-falslev
Perhaps they can add this video to the "VIDEOS OF JD FALSLEV" section of his profile page.

Here's a thought...maybe he is not a member of the church. Yeah, that's it. He's one of those pill poppin', boob enhancin', porn subscribin' non-member residents that skew the perceptions and statistics of the state of Utah. Yeah...that's it.