Cicero wrote:Stop posting porn Zee! The sight of her bare shoulders and leg above the knee are giving me evil thoughts! :twisted:
You have inspired me to write a new post titled, "Book of Mormon Hunks". I will post imagery of hot men in the Book of Mormon and comment on the imagery.
You are welcome, in advance.
Oh for shame, how the mortals put the blame on us gods, for they say evils come from us, but it is they, rather, who by their own recklessness win sorrow beyond what is given... Zeus (1178 BC)
Elphaba wrote:What in the world is a "masturbating bear"?
It's a pop culture reference to an old comedy routine from the Conan O'Brien show.
"The Church is authoritarian, tribal, provincial, and founded on a loosely biblical racist frontier sex cult."--Juggler Vain "The LDS church is the Amway of religions. Even with all the soap they sell, they still manage to come away smelling dirty."--Some Schmo
Elphaba wrote:What in the world is a "masturbating bear"?
It's a pop culture reference to an old comedy routine from the Conan O'Brien show.
I thought most people knew this.
Imagine being a companion to a missionary who acts like the masturbating bear. Not good. One reason why it should not be done on a mission.
I intend to lay a foundation that will revolutionize the whole world. Joseph Smith We are “to feed the hungry, to clothe the naked, to provide for the widow, to dry up the tear of the orphan, to comfort the afflicted, whether in this church, or in any other, or in no church at all…” Joseph Smith
Is it just me or do other people find the more they interact with apologists the more they dislike the church?
"It doesn't seem fair, does it Norm--that I should have so much knowledge when there are people in the world that have to go to bed stupid every night." -- Clifford C. Clavin, USPS
"¡No contaban con mi astucia!" -- El Chapulin Colorado
Bob Loblaw wrote:Is it just me or do other people find the more they interact with apologists the more they dislike the church?
God's punishment for all of us apostates will be to spend an eternity stuck in a room with mopologists without the ability to respond . . . kind of like MD&D.
why me wrote:Well, themis, use your imagination. Where does the missionary do the act? In the bathroom. How would you feel having the masturbating bear as your companion? According to my friend, the bathroom can be a dangerous place for the other companion. Not fun at all. I would rather have the mission prez scare the crap of the masturbating bears than dodge bathroom sperm. Wouldn't you?
The issue is resolved by teaching missionaries to clean their damn house.
~Those who benefit from the status quo always attribute inequities to the choices of the underdog.~Ann Crittenden ~The Goddess is not separate from the world-She is the world and all things in it.~
I've been wondering how to set someone as a "foe." Now I know.
What kinds of bathrooms must this creep be hanging around in?
"It doesn't seem fair, does it Norm--that I should have so much knowledge when there are people in the world that have to go to bed stupid every night." -- Clifford C. Clavin, USPS
"¡No contaban con mi astucia!" -- El Chapulin Colorado
I thought most people knew this.