Rumored Monson Revelation
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If I remember right, when they church moved to the 3 hour block schedule it was announced between conferences wasn't it? I had just joined so maybe my memory is fuzzy on that.
But even so going from 2 to 3 hour meeting is really not much of a revelation is it?
But even so going from 2 to 3 hour meeting is really not much of a revelation is it?
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bcspace wrote:I would like to see subgenius's/bcspace's/Droopy's/ldsfaqs's/Schryver's/DCP's/Packers reaction to a revelation giving women and gays the Priesthood...
Gays can already receive the Priesthood. Women? Ain't gonna happen.
Women priesthood holders......they could call them box elders.
PS Actually a really old joke.
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Tator wrote:bcspace wrote:Gays can already receive the Priesthood. Women? Ain't gonna happen.
Women priesthood holders......they could call them box elders.
PS Actually a really old joke.
Old, yeah. But it still twists my imaginations into knots.
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bcspace wrote:Gays can already receive the Priesthood. Women? Ain't gonna happen.
That day will come BC. Not in our lifetimes, but it will happen eventually. After all there is lot's of time down the road for that to happen seeing as how there is no such thing as this being the "Latter Days" or the Second Coming of Christ gunna happen -_~
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bcspace wrote:I would like to see subgenius's/bcspace's/Droopy's/ldsfaqs's/Schryver's/DCP's/Packers reaction to a revelation giving women and gays the Priesthood...
Gays can already receive the Priesthood. Women? Ain't gonna happen.
Right, just like blacks (forward post from 1967
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I wonder if Monson has had a revelation that it's time for a new Prophet...
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The spirit has just revealed to me that an additional line will be added to the tithing slip for optional donations:
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Seriously guys, by bosom is on fire with this one.
"City Creek Mall Fund_____________ $____.__"
Seriously guys, by bosom is on fire with this one.
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Maybe it will be something along the lines of the Family Proclamation....a message / statment to the world, etc.
The big question in my mind is, who will read this revelation to the members if there is a new one?
Will President Monson even attend GC this time? And if so, will they trust him to behave himself and actually stand up and read the new revelation?
They didn't even allow him to speak at his own birthday celebration last month.
This is what I think will be interesting to see.
The big question in my mind is, who will read this revelation to the members if there is a new one?
Will President Monson even attend GC this time? And if so, will they trust him to behave himself and actually stand up and read the new revelation?
They didn't even allow him to speak at his own birthday celebration last month.
This is what I think will be interesting to see.