
The second unkept promise is one that was made over 500 days ago and Siri didn't have to remind me of. Bishop Crockett (a.k.a. YahooBot) offered to buy me lunch in Los Angeles over two years ago. I've been trying to take him up on the offer, but without any luck.

Bonus broken promise: Dr. Shades did promise to restore the infamous deleted Nortinski thread discussed here: viewtopic.php?f=1&t=24725&hilit=nortinski%Second Amendment
"When the time was right."