Mormon Dialogue and Discussion Board Rules

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_Shulem
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Mormon Dialogue and Discussion Board Rules

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Rules and regulations over at the Nazi-Mormon Dialogue & Discussion Board (MAD) dictate that you have to be respectful of the moderators no matter what. You cannot complain or criticize them in any manner whatsoever, on pain of death. You cannot backtalk a moderator or breathe any kind of dissent against them either in threads or private messages. To do so would result in them acting as Nazi SS and they will execute you in the name of the Nazi-God, the Mormon Jesus (who murdered the Book of Mormon inhabitants by sinking them in the seas and so forth). They will put a luger up to your cyber head and blow your brains out.

The Nazi-Moderators on the MAD board love to murder members by banning them for not toeing the line and for disagreeing with their brand of Cult-Mormonism. They will shoot you in your head and blow out your cyber brains for the following acts:

1. "Judging others" (THAT CAN MEAN ANYTHING YOU SAY)
2. "Personal attacks" including labeling another poster's opinion which you disagree with -- a slippery slope
3. "Psychoanalyzing others" AND THAT CAN MEAN JUST ABOUT ANYTHING THE NAZI-MODERATOR MAY DETERMINE AGAINST YOU. (In other words they will throw you in the gas chamber for any reason they deem fit
4. "Attempting to provoke people" AND THAT MEANS ANYTHING YOU SAY WILL BE USED AGAINST YOU BY Hitler'S MODERATORS

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Re: Mormon Dialogue and Discussion Board Rules

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Well, sometimes I don't like You, Paul.
Sometimes I definitely hate You...
Every times You use questionable expressions ...


...but this time we have the honey from the carcase of the lion!
Judges 14:8-9
- Whenever a poet or preacher, chief or wizard spouts gibberish, the human race spends centuries deciphering the message. - Umberto Eco
- To assert that the earth revolves around the sun is as erroneous as to claim that Jesus was not born of a virgin. - Cardinal Bellarmine at the trial of Galilei
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Re: Mormon Dialogue and Discussion Board Rules

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They banned me this month. I was pretty damn moderate...and polite.
"Jesus gave us the gospel, but Satan invented church. It takes serious evil to formalize faith into something tedious and then pile guilt on anyone who doesn’t participate enthusiastically." - Robert Kirby

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_Shulem
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Re: Mormon Dialogue and Discussion Board Rules

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cwald wrote:They banned me this month. I was pretty damn moderate...and polite.


You broke the rules, dude. You disagreed with them. Hence, you're banned. They murdered you in cold blood and they thought nothing for doing that. The moderators at MAD have hauled truck loads of poor people into their gas chambers and have murdered them just for speaking their minds. Their crimes against humanity are utterly sick. Their God is a total despot.

Mormon Jesus Commands YOU!
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Re: Mormon Dialogue and Discussion Board Rules

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ludwigm wrote:...but this time we have the honey from the carcase of the lion!
Judges 14:8-9


Ye old FAIR Message Board
(Committing spiritual murder and lies in the name of child molester Joe Smith)

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