Fasting and prayer for Brudder Romney

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_Polygamy-Porter
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Fasting and prayer for Brudder Romney

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From the hearts and minds of Chapel Mormons...
http://religion.blogs.cnn.com/2012/09/2 ... -national/


Good thing I did not get any emails like this from relatives..
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_Bob Loblaw
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Maybe they should call for donation of a fast offering to Romney's campaign: the value of the meals they skip can go directly into his campaign funds. :mrgreen:
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Apparently all that fasting and prayer paid off, since Rommey did pretty well at the debate, and Obama didn't bring his A game. :twisted:
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Re: Fasting and prayer for Brudder Romney

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Sethbag wrote:Apparently all that fasting and prayer paid off, since Rommey did pretty well at the debate, and Obama didn't bring his A game. :twisted:


Yeah, Romney put on an exceptional debate performance, better than any of his previous debates. The only explanation is the fasting and prayers.
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DarkHelmet wrote:Yeah, Romney put on an exceptional debate performance, better than any of his previous debates. The only explanation is the fasting and prayers.


I think Obama did so poorly because several Democrats masturbated. :twisted:
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Re: Fasting and prayer for Brudder Romney

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Bob Loblaw wrote:
DarkHelmet wrote:Yeah, Romney put on an exceptional debate performance, better than any of his previous debates. The only explanation is the fasting and prayers.


I think Obama did so poorly because several Democrats masturbated. :twisted:

OH SNAP!
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You just mangled a good german word-- bruder. I can type that real fast. :lol: The offenses just keep mounting up.
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Bob Loblaw wrote:
DarkHelmet wrote:Yeah, Romney put on an exceptional debate performance, better than any of his previous debates. The only explanation is the fasting and prayers.


I think Obama did so poorly because several Democrats masturbated. :twisted:

i know i did
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Re: Fasting and prayer for Brudder Romney

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Bob Loblaw wrote:
I think Obama did so poorly because several Democrats masturbated. :twisted:


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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The writing is on Murphy's wall: Mitt Romney will be the next President. This was not something pre-ordained (we do not believe in preordination), but rather the rebound karma for the Mets winning the 1969 World Series.
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