score one for Joseph Smith I think, caffeine = blindness

Post by **_Sethbag** » Thu Oct 04, 2012 9:34 pm

http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/251093.php

Someone help me read this. I can't seem to focus on the words anymore, and I don't know why. :biggrin:

Post by **_Bob Loblaw** » Thu Oct 04, 2012 9:38 pm

I"m glad I don't drink 3 cups a day. That's an awful lot of coffee, in my opinion.

Post by **_MCB** » Thu Oct 04, 2012 9:41 pm

Statistical significance doesn't mean that you need to change your coffee-drinking habits. The risk might be one in a thousand.

Post by **_Sophocles** » Thu Oct 04, 2012 9:43 pm

I thought this was going to be an article about Josh Hamilton.

Post by **_Quasimodo** » Thu Oct 04, 2012 9:57 pm

Eureka! This explains all the white canes I see at starbucks. Of course, I see them through a yellow haze.

Post by **_dblagent007** » Thu Oct 04, 2012 9:59 pm

Uh, Sethbag, Joseph Smith didn't warn us against caffeine. He warned us against "hot drinks." I think this is better evidence that Joseph Smith was correct. http://www.hurt911.org/mcdonalds.html

Post by **_sock puppet** » Thu Oct 04, 2012 10:10 pm

dblagent007 wrote:Uh, Sethbag, Joseph Smith didn't warn us against caffeine. He warned us against "hot drinks." I think this is better evidence that Joseph Smith was correct. http://www.hurt911.org/mcdonalds.html

Why can't Mormon God be more clear, and just warn against "too hot of drinks", or even more specific, "don't get coffee at McDonald's"?

Post by **_brade** » Thu Oct 04, 2012 10:41 pm

So, you'll live longer, but for those last years of your life you'll be blind. Anyway, gotta go, need to finish feeding rye to my chickens.

Post by **_The Dude** » Fri Oct 05, 2012 1:59 am

MCB wrote:Statistical significance doesn't mean that you need to change your coffee-drinking habits. The risk might be one in a thousand.

Exactly. I hate statistics. I can show you a mouse with a head and a mouse with no head and some statistics-slave will ask me for a P-value.

Post by **_The Dude** » Fri Oct 05, 2012 2:06 am

Sethbag wrote:http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/251093.php

Someone help me read this. I can't seem to focus on the words anymore, and I don't know why.

So you can have too much of a good thing. Earth shattering!

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