score one for Joseph Smith I think, caffeine = blindness

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Re: score one for Joseph Smith I think, caffeine = blindness

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Bob Loblaw wrote:I"m glad I don't drink 3 cups a day. That's an awful lot of coffee, in my opinion.

Not really. It's just three stops in front of the Keurig.
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Re: score one for Joseph Smith I think, caffeine = blindness

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I thought "it causes blindness" is what vindicated Mark E. Petersen, Spencer W. Kimball, and Boyd K. Packer.
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Darth J wrote:I thought "it causes blindness" is what vindicated Mark E. Petersen, Spencer W. Kimball, and Boyd K. Packer.

Know this: every blind person you meet is a coffee drinking masturbater. There really is no other explanation.
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I love coffee more and more. I love it plain. I love the heat. I love how it isn't sweet. That is probably the best part.
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Re: score one for Joseph Smith I think, caffeine = blindness

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Darth J wrote:I thought "it causes blindness" is what vindicated Mark E. Petersen, Spencer W. Kimball, and Boyd K. Packer.

I guess I'm really screwed then, eh? :twisted:
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Re: score one for Joseph Smith I think, caffeine = blindness

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Sethbag wrote:
Darth J wrote:I thought "it causes blindness" is what vindicated Mark E. Petersen, Spencer W. Kimball, and Boyd K. Packer.

I guess I'm really f****d then, eh? :twisted:


You'll be blind, but on the upside your prostate cancer risks will be significantly reduced if you are over 50. Oh wait, that's not coffee ...
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Re: score one for Joseph Smith I think, caffeine = blindness

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Sethbag wrote:
Darth J wrote:I thought "it causes blindness" is what vindicated Mark E. Petersen, Spencer W. Kimball, and Boyd K. Packer.

I guess I'm really screwed then, eh? :twisted:


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Sethbag wrote:
Darth J wrote:I thought "it causes blindness" is what vindicated Mark E. Petersen, Spencer W. Kimball, and Boyd K. Packer.

I guess I'm really screwed then, eh? :twisted:


You use a cup of coffee for that? Doesn't it burn?
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Darth J wrote:You use a cup of coffee for that? Doesn't it burn?


Hence the divine counsel against the use of 'hot' drinks...
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