Schryver/Ludd Drops a Bomb

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_LDSToronto
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Re: Schryver/Ludd Drops a Bomb

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All temple cafeteria services will now be run by Chik-Fil-A. That's the big announcement.

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_Morley
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LDSToronto wrote:All temple cafeteria services will now be run by Chik-Fil-A. That's the big announcement.

H.


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sock puppet wrote:After having told tens of thousands of people that their unworthy parents or other close relatives could not attend their temple weddings, not the Church would say nevermind, your wedding did not need to be in the temple, we just required this in America until now--but there was no spiritual reason the wedding was in the temple, just a sealing ceremony.

That would be a PR Cluster f***.


We've certainly changed our view on marriage before.
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So just to clarify, nothing exciting will be happening at conference this year. Who would have thought?
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It is amazing how.much William complains of leaks, yet he creates a thread trumpeting his own informat.
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There will be a change in definition of 14 commonly used words, as well as the word apologetics, which will now mean "more better explanation".
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Just another really stupid MD&D thread.
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Schryver back pedalling, not exactly 'a first' that....
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_Kevin Graham
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An announcement claiming the Mormon Church is going to produce a revelation directly from God.

Yes, this will always be a prank.
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