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_Tarski
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makes me laugh

Post by _Tarski »

umm, ....a minor point church people; The second half of the sentence is what we call a "condition"!
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_just me
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Re: makes me laugh

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_Bret Ripley
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Re: makes me laugh

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"Unconditional" is a registered trademark of Mount Zion Fellowship. Some restrictions may apply. Unconditional love may not be available in your area. Check your local zoning ordinances for details. Some recipients of Unconditional love have reported swelling, rash, and flu-like symptoms. Check with your doctor before taking Unconditional love. Do not use Unconditional love if you are nursing or pregnant. Use of Unconditional love without the express written consent of Mount Zion Fellowship and Major League Baseball is strictly prohibited.
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"Unconditional" is a registered trademark of Mount Zion Fellowship. Some restrictions may apply. Unconditional love may not be available in your area. Check your local zoning ordinances for details. Some recipients of Unconditional love have reported swelling, rash, and flu-like symptoms. Check with your doctor before taking Unconditional love. Do not use Unconditional love if you are nursing or pregnant. Use of Unconditional love without the express written consent of Mount Zion Fellowship and Major League Baseball is strictly prohibited.


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_The Dude
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Oh Christians! I say we keep them around for comic relief.
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_huckelberry
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It is not easy to be one hundred percent sure of the meaning of one liners. I think that at about 93 percent chance, the intended meaning was a direct and fully conscious rejection of the idea of unconditional love. I suspect the speaker may view unconditional love as a liberal distortion. (or the comment from an Armenian tweeking the nose of Calvinists).

Even though I am somewhat liberal theologically I find I view the phrase unconditional love as problematic.
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_ludwigm
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Re: makes me laugh

Post by _ludwigm »

Tarski wrote:umm, ....a minor point church people; The second half of the sentence is what we call a "condition"!
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I should insert stupid characters into other's quotes, if there is the [img] feature. Other way, I can not submit it at all...

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