MDB Haiku

[_Kishkumen]

OK, I have no idea why, but for some reason when I read this in my mind's eye I heard Eminem's voice rapping it, and it just sounded right.

I was thinking more Chuck Brown, but that works too!

[_Kishkumen]

John Sorenson wrote
Limited geography
Natives lose more land

[_Sethbag]

all tight like a dish
wood barges navigate seas
lit by magic stones

[_Kishkumen]

Vote for Mitt Romney
Has his second anointing
A god to rule here

[_Kishkumen]

all tight like a dish
wood barges navigate seas
lit by magic stones

Well done! That really works.

[_Kishkumen]

Call me Elder Scott
Watch me as I cry again
and blame the victim

[_Kishkumen]

My name is Dieter
Your wife thinks I am Elvis
Fly away with me

[_Kishkumen]

David A. Bednar
A suck up second to none
played Hink like a harp

[_Kishkumen]

Dallin H. Oaks
Fumed and fussed at Michael Quinn
for spilling the beans

[_Kishkumen]

M. Russell Ballard
Pleads with the Mopologists
but to no avail