Torture Architect Called as Bishop

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Torture Architect Called as Bishop

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The LDS Church in Spokane, Washington has called Bruce Jesson to be a Mormon Bishop, according to the Seattle Times. Jesson developed the waterboarding and sleep-deprivation interrogation techniques for the CIA. There were no dissenting votes from the congregation when Jesson's name was put before the members for a sustaining vote. The last line in the article is revealing. Bishop Jesson apparently does not believe that as a spiritual leader the basic rules of common civility apply to him.
http://seattletimes.com/html/localnews/2019468677_bishop19.html
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Re: Torture Architect Called as Bishop

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God being God qua jerky bastard.
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"As a bishop — an unpaid, part-time position that usually lasts several years — Jessen will take confessions and help people with their personal problems,"


Personal problems such as masturbation and gayness.
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Re: Torture Architect Called as Bishop

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There were no dissenting votes from the congregation when Jesson's name was put before the members for a sustaining vote.


That's shocking :eek: He got 100% of the vote. Has that ever happened before?
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Re: Torture Architect Called as Bishop

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DarkHelmet wrote:
There were no dissenting votes from the congregation when Jesson's name was put before the members for a sustaining vote.


That's shocking :eek: He got 100% of the vote. Has that ever happened before?

It is highly unusual, but I am told there was a waterboard leaning against the sacrament table to encourage people to vote correctly.
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Equality wrote:The LDS Church in Spokane, Washington has called Bruce Jesson to be a Mormon Bishop, according to the Seattle Times. Jesson developed the waterboarding and sleep-deprivation interrogation techniques for the CIA. There were no dissenting votes from the congregation when Jesson's name was put before the members for a sustaining vote. The last line in the article is revealing. Bishop Jesson apparently does not believe that as a spiritual leader the basic rules of common civility apply to him.
http://seattletimes.com/html/localnews/2019468677_bishop19.html


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Speechless.
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Re: Torture Architect Called as Bishop

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As a bishop ... Jessen will take confessions ...


Yeah, I'm sure there will be a lot of those.


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Yes. It's good that he came up with these techniques because we all know that people always tell the truth when they are tortured. :neutral:
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Re: Torture Architect Called as Bishop

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just me wrote:Yes. It's good that he came up with these techniques because we all know that people always tell the truth when they are tortured. :neutral:


Splash ... mmmmmph .... splash .... mmmmmmmph!

(gurgle) I-know-the-church-is-true!

I-know-with-every-fibre-of-my-being-that (aaaaah, aaaaaaaaah, thank you for taking the cellophane off), Joseph-Smith-is-a-prophet-of-God ....

(pause)

No!!!! Please, not again ....!

I-have-a-testimony-of-the-Book-of-Mormon!


(and so on ....)
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