Mormon Discussions and Covenants

[_sethpayne]

Right, Like anyone can take the word of a Non-Priesthood Holding Female Commodity.

I held the priesthood pretty well just this morning.

Wow, Jack. Wow. :)

[_MrStakhanovite]

What have

MsJack
MrStakhanovite
LDSToronto

ever done to you to piss you off at them so much as to cast them as the Three Witness to you charade.

Hey look...

I saw what I saw, I don't know what it means exactly or that Mormon Jesus is who he says he is but, I know what I saw and that was it.

[_ludwigm]

What have

MsJack
MrStakhanovite
LDSToronto

ever done to you to piss you off at them so much as to cast them as the Three Witness to you charade.

Hey look...

I saw what I saw, I don't know what it means exactly or that Mormon Jesus is who he says he is but, I know what I saw and that was it.

What?

(You know, I should first translate the words, then assemble sentences out of it, then understand the whole tohu Washington bohu - ...תֹ֙הוּ֙ וָבֹ֔הוּ... - or at least interpret some way.)

[_Harold Lee]

I want to hear what MormonJesus has to say about Dr. Peterson? I assume Dr. Peterson won't be suing Mormon Jesus?

[_Sethbag]

I want to hear what MormonJesus has to say about Dr. Peterson? I assume Dr. Peterson won't be suing Mormon Jesus?

Sorry, sovereign immunity.

[Guest]

Right, Like anyone can take the word of a Non-Priesthood Holding Female Commodity.

I held the priesthood pretty well just this morning.

Your response is typical Priesthood envy. I predict that it is just a matter of time until you purchase a priesthood prosthetic (most likely a version that allows for hands free operation so you have use of them in handling a stone and a hat while exercising your priesthood) and claim to have your own Priesthood.

[_MsJack]

Your response is typical Priesthood envy.

Creepy. And no.

I predict that it is just a matter of time until you purchase a priesthood prosthetic (most likely a strap-on version for it's hands free capability) and claim to have your own Priesthood.

Or I could just be Protestant.

[_Darth J]

Anti-Mormon Jesus critics have long tried to dismiss or destroy the witnesses' witness. Thus, we have The Mighty Builder relying on these old chestnuts that have long since been refuted. And then there's Sethbag. Sethbag didn't overtly attack the Witnesses all that much, but he said something less than affirming that the words of Mormon Jesus are true and wonderful. So that makes the worthless Sethbag (if that is his real name) a bigot.

Indeed, it would not surprise me to learn that the kinds of people who lob these ad hominem attacks are amoral criminals who are just looking to cover up their own sins, which are many and varied.

Despite this ongoing anti-Mormon Jesus pogrom, contemporary non-Mormon Jesus followers have recognized the Witnesses as people of good character and reputation. What motive would MsJack, MrStakhanovite, or LDSToronto have to lie about the reality of their experience?

For over 48 hours, the Witnesses of Mormon Jesus have been been examined and attacked, denied and deconstructed, targeted and torn apart like perhaps no other message board posters in modern religious discussion history—perhaps like no other book in any religious discussion history. And still the revelations from Mormon Jesus stand. Failed theories about their origins have been born and parroted and have died—from some Obama campaign surrogates to various board members to deranged paranoid to cunning genius. None of these frankly pathetic answers for this thread has ever withstood examination because there is no other answer than the one the Witnesses have given: that Mormon Jesus has revealed himself to them and they know it! And thus it remains that anyone who is foolish enough or misled enough to leave this message board must crawl over or under or around the testimony of Mormon Jesus borne by these Three Witnesses.

[Guest]

Darth J

You're an Ass. Only a pathetic soulless, deity wanna be, would praise three so obviously self serving witnesses as heroes of the 48 hours.

[_Sethbag]

Must I high-crawl over their testimonies, or low-crawl? High crawl is perhaps slightly more comfortable, but they both suck.