The Day After: Obama's To Do List

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The Day After: Obama's To Do List

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  • Buy Rafalca as pony for Sasha and Malia. Change name to ‘Bronco Bama’.
  • Airlift Utah Jazz out of state prior to invasion.
  • After invasion, send Kid Rock to play for the troops in Provo.
  • Proceed with nationalization of all Fox affiliates into PBS stations. Have Karl Rove host pledge drives.
  • Appoint Michelle Bachmann as Ambassador to North Korea.
  • Send thank you note to Clint Eastwood
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