The NOMs Come Out at Night

[_Droopy]

Can you parody "White Lines" by Grandmaster Melle Mel?

The ones that go up your nose on a regular basis, or the one's in the Wal-Mart parking lot?

[_Equality]

Dare accepted. Please discuss Lacan's use of metaphor and metonymy as it relates to Saussure's concept of the Sign.

[_Droopy]

The NOMs come out at night
The NOMs come out at night
The NOMs come out at night
(the NOMS come out)
The NOMs come out at night

Gay bars don't open 'till after dark
And with Obama in town now the party really starts
And my Che Guavara T-shirt is red
And you know I'm Left just a lemming that's led
Crowds of people lined up, hands reach for the cash
Just one reason, Its Obama's stash
Now its on Sunday I play the game
I couldn't be a NOM anytime, 'cause

The NOMs come out at night
The NOMs come out at night
The NOMs come out at night
(the NOMS come out)
The NOMs come out at night

You know NOMs don't think like the average dude
They like Foucault, Marx and Engels and organic food
Count the hoops and earrings all in their ears
strange tattoos at which you can peer.
All kinds of jewelry on their lips and tongues
And you could come along and see those NOMs having fun
Its so strange, they could be Mormon all their life
But might not know they're a NOM unless you bust them online, 'cause

The NOMs come out at night
The NOMs come out at night
The NOMs come out at night
(the NOMS come out)
The NOMs come out at night

Now the NOM's are jumpin', Barack is back
And now that hope and change is right on track
And before you can come on back and sink the ship
NOMs are all over you man, they don't quit
NOM's have to be hip, cool and stylish
But what folks say about 'em most is that they're smug and childish
They sneer and snort and bark, they call you from the dark
But most NOM's are known for steadyin' arks
Just don't ever try to penetrate the left-wing fog
And you may never catch a NOM without his Dialogue
And they don't talk, when they talk, they strut
And if you're a TBM you're just a mutt
So take my advice, and say a quick prayer
They're so far left they won't take a dare
To come on back to Church and live in the light
Watching Mormon Stories, fighting for gay rights, 'cause

The NOMs come out at night
The NOMs come out at night
The NOMs come out at night
(the NOMS come out)
The NOMs come out at night

Dude, are you off your meds again?

I'm not on any meds, and at least I'm not stoned.

[_Droopy]

They also should be closed before the comma: "Bob", "intellectual lightweight",

Ahem. From Chicago 6.8: "Periods and commas precede closing quotation marks, whether double or single."

Focusing on minor and very rare typos on message boards is the sure sign there is a pure, USDA, 97% fat free jackass in the room

Its also a sign of intellectual lightweights who can't pull their own weight.

[_Doctor CamNC4Me]

That's funny Cam, as the last time you showed up here roaring drunk and filled an entire thread with profanity-laced diatribes, I had already been sober about two years.

Back at it again tonight?

Uh huh. Whatever gets you through the day, amigo.



Watch out, Droopy. He's coming for you...

-VRDRC

[_Droopy]

Watch out, Droopy. He's coming for you...

Just send him to Paul and his band of merry men.

[_moksha]

Wonder if the Koch Brothers would be interested in obtaining the rights to this new Droopy song. Bet they could get Iron Rod to record it and publish it under the Delightsome Drivel label.

Keep up the good work.

[_Equality]

Dare accepted. Please discuss Lacan's use of metaphor and metonymy as it relates to Saussure's concept of the Sign.

[_Two of Three]

Can you parody "White Lines" by Grandmaster Melle Mel?

The ones that go up your nose on a regular basis, or the one's in the Wal-Mart parking lot?

Word to the wise. You're not just off Santa's list. Good luck with your next flat tire, buddy.

[_Equality]

Dare accepted. Please discuss Lacan's use of metaphor and metonymy as it relates to Saussure's concept of the Sign.