Ahab, on 08 November 2012 - 01:51 PM, said:
I'll guarantee you 2 things:
1) You won't find any children created by same sex couples in the Celestial kingdom.
Celestial garuntees
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Re: Celestial garuntees
I thought about posting some quotes from Ahab then realized there were too many too choose from.
"Any over-ritualized religion since the dawn of time can make its priests say yes, we know, it is rotten, and hard luck, but just do as we say, keep at the ritual, stick it out, give us your money and you'll end up with the angels in heaven for evermore."
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Re: Celestial garuntees
3sheets2thewind wrote:Ahab, on 08 November 2012 - 01:51 PM, said:
I'll guarantee you 2 things:
1) You won't find any children created by same sex couples in the Celestial kingdom.
Guarantee, huh?
Well I guarantee you won't find anybody in the Celestial Kingdom.
eschew obfuscation
"I'll let you believers in on a little secret: not only is the LDS church not really true, it's obviously not true." -Sethbag
"I'll let you believers in on a little secret: not only is the LDS church not really true, it's obviously not true." -Sethbag
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Re: Celestial garuntees
A virgin can have a baby yet same sex couples cannot?
Oh for shame, how the mortals put the blame on us gods, for they say evils come from us, but it is they, rather, who by their own recklessness win sorrow beyond what is given... Zeus (1178 BC)
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Re: Celestial garuntees
zeezrom wrote:A virgin can have a baby yet same sex couples cannot?
Hey, some miracles are even beyond God.
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"I'll let you believers in on a little secret: not only is the LDS church not really true, it's obviously not true." -Sethbag
"I'll let you believers in on a little secret: not only is the LDS church not really true, it's obviously not true." -Sethbag