We have a new idol to worship, a Golden Calf

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We have a new idol to worship, a Golden Calf

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Beefcalf is now an MDB God. Congratulations!

Moses is going to get real pissy again.
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sock puppet wrote:Beefcalf is now an MDB God. Congratulations!

Moses is going to get real pissy again.


O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!

Congrats, beefcalf.

It couldn't have happened to a nicer person who wastes far too much time on MDB.

What do I get for hitting 10,000?

Am I a Megatheos?
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Re: We have a new idol to worship, a Golden Calf

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Kishkumen wrote:What do I get for hitting 10,000?

Am I a Megatheos?

Nah. But maybe your 10th wife?
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sock puppet wrote:Nah. But maybe your 10th wife?


Wishing nine more wives on me is a particularly mean and heartless thing for you to do, sock puppet.
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Kishkumen wrote:
sock puppet wrote:Nah. But maybe your 10th wife?


Wishing nine more wives on me is a particularly mean and heartless thing for you to do, sock puppet.


That's because you'd treat them as real wives, not just Nauvoo secret sex toys.
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sock puppet wrote:That's because you'd treat them as real wives, not just Nauvoo secret sex toys.


It's more the way that they would inevitably treat each other that worries me. I don't think I could stand the stress of playing referee.
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Kishkumen wrote:
sock puppet wrote:That's because you'd treat them as real wives, not just Nauvoo secret sex toys.


It's more the way that they would inevitably treat each other that worries me. I don't think I could stand the stress of playing referee.

Oh, you mean you would let each of them know about the others? That's Utah polygamy, not Nauvoo polygamy.
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sock puppet wrote:Oh, you mean you would let each of them know about the others? That's Utah polygamy, not Nauvoo polygamy.


Which has its own drawbacks. No, polygamy simply doesn't work.

Human sexuality has been and always will be messy. Moments of bliss, but a helluva lot of heartache and stress too.

I think the best solution is to work on one's relationship with one's one spouse.
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Re: We have a new idol to worship, a Golden Calf

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I hope this isn't too offensive.

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The Golden Calf by Bradley Platz

Congrats, Beefcalf
Oh for shame, how the mortals put the blame on us gods, for they say evils come from us, but it is they, rather, who by their own recklessness win sorrow beyond what is given... Zeus (1178 BC)

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Re: We have a new idol to worship, a Golden Calf

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Kishkumen wrote:
sock puppet wrote:Oh, you mean you would let each of them know about the others? That's Utah polygamy, not Nauvoo polygamy.


Which has its own drawbacks. No, polygamy simply doesn't work.

Human sexuality has been and always will be messy. Moments of bliss, but a helluva lot of heartache and stress too.

I think the best solution is to work on one's relationship with one's one spouse.


AMEN!!!!!

(Of course, if you want to be my boy toy......) :wink:
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