We have a new idol to worship, a Golden Calf

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_beefcalf
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Re: We have a new idol to worship, a Golden Calf

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Hey, thanks everyone! I took my sweet time about it, though.

But, now that I'm a God, perhaps I should start acting like a god.

"ON YOUR KNEES! WORSHIP ME! PRAISE ME FOR BEING LOVING AND MERCIFUL OR I SHALL CAST YOU INTO THE FIERY PIT OF HELL TO SPEND AN ETERNITY WRITHING IN TORMENT!"

How'd I do?
eschew obfuscation

"I'll let you believers in on a little secret: not only is the LDS church not really true, it's obviously not true." -Sethbag
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Re: We have a new idol to worship, a Golden Calf

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Congrats, Beefcalf! Party in the Goddess Suite!!! :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:
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Re: We have a new idol to worship, a Golden Calf

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Kishkumen wrote:
Human sexuality has been and always will be messy.


Paper towel?





Congrats, beefcalf! :smile:

Peace,
Ceeboo
_Quasimodo
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Re: We have a new idol to worship, a Golden Calf

Post by _Quasimodo »

Ceeboo wrote:
Kishkumen wrote:
Human sexuality has been and always will be messy.


Paper towel?

Peace,
Ceeboo


:lol:
This, or any other post that I have made or will make in the future, is strictly my own opinion and consequently of little or no value.

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Re: We have a new idol to worship, a Golden Calf

Post by _Yoda »

Ceeboo wrote:
Kishkumen wrote:
Human sexuality has been and always will be messy.


Paper towel?





Congrats, beefcalf! :smile:

Peace,
Ceeboo


I am getting all kinds of interesting images with this comment following my Goddess Suite comment. :mrgreen:
_ludwigm
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Re: We have a new idol to worship, a Golden Calf

Post by _ludwigm »

Kishkumen wrote:
Human sexuality has been and always will be messy.
Ceeboo wrote:
Paper towel?





Congrats, beefcalf! :smile:

Peace,
Ceeboo
liz3564 wrote:
I am getting all kinds of interesting images with this comment following my Goddess Suite comment. :mrgreen:


Images? Images?? Images???

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