I burnt a bagel this morning and it looks exactly like the guy on the left. Time to start going back to church!!!!
"Any over-ritualized religion since the dawn of time can make its priests say yes, we know, it is rotten, and hard luck, but just do as we say, keep at the ritual, stick it out, give us your money and you'll end up with the angels in heaven for evermore."
a.k.a. Pokatatorjoined Oct 26, 2006 and permanently banned from MAD Nov 6, 2006
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2 different threads same day 2 hours apart Yohoo Bat 12/1/2015
If I were Satan, I would want to be in the San Diego area this time of year, perhaps with Mitt and Rafalca riding up and down on the car elevator. With any luck, perhaps President Packer would stop by and admonish us for reading any of the Times Best Seller books.