The world ends in ten days!!!!

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_Quasimodo
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The world ends in ten days!!!!

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It seems that according to the Mayans (Nephites?) the world will end in ten days. December twenty first.

I've read that many people are stocking up on supplies, but that seems a little silly if the world is ending. Who will eat them?

What will you do in the last ten days?

My list:

At least four meals of sushi at a good Japanese restaurant.

Sex.

Test drive a Ferrari.

Tell one particular client to go 'f' himself.

Call all my friends at least once before the end.

Give my dogs a raw steak dinner.

Give all my spare cash to homeless people in time for them to make use of it.

Tell my wife I love her (and why) at least twice a day.

The good thing about this list is that it won't matter if the world doesn't end.
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Move to Utah and marry another Mormon girl. I'll still die in 10 days but it will seem like forever. :smile:
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Go snow skiing with my family.

Play Mouse Trap with my 4 year old.

Play Just Dance 4 with my daughter.

Play soccer with my other two boys.

Rent Harleys and drive up Spanish Fork canyon with my wife then go skinny dipping in the hot springs (forgot the name of that place).
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Re: The world ends in ten days!!!!

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zeezrom wrote:Go snow skiing with my family.

Play Mouse Trap with my 4 year old.

Play Just Dance 4 with my daughter.

Play soccer with my other two boys.

Rent Harleys and drive up Spanish Fork canyon with my wife then go skinny dipping in the hot springs (forgot the name of that place).


Fifth Water Hot Spring (been there a hundred years ago).

Excellent answers!

I should have added to my list:

One last four wheel drive trip into the deep Mojave.
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Well, if it's going to be by some planet or even asteroid on a collision course with earth, it would likely be the brightest object in the sky by now. So that option is eliminated.
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bcspace wrote:Well, if it's going to be by some planet or even asteroid on a collision course with earth, it would likely be the brightest object in the sky by now. So that option is eliminated.


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Quasimodo wrote:
bcspace wrote:Well, if it's going to be by some planet or even asteroid on a collision course with earth, it would likely be the brightest object in the sky by now. So that option is eliminated.


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Be of good cheer: I've been told by many people that its' impossible to prove a negative, so you don't know that the world didn't end.
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Bret Ripley wrote:Be of good cheer: I've been told by many people that its' impossible to prove a negative, so you don't know that the world didn't end.


This is very true, Bret! The down side is that, even if the world ended and this is all an illusion, I'm still going to have to mow the lawn tomorrow (I was hoping that an apocalypse would get me out of that).
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Fence Sitter wrote:Move to Utah and marry another Mormon girl. I'll still die in 10 days but it will seem like forever.



Anyone know how to file for an annulment in Utah? :lol:
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