Evolution Again!

[_DrW]

Hey Harold!

I'm on team Ceeboo now. :)

AWESOME and welcome aboard!!!!!

You might be pleased to learn that all those that join "team-Ceeboo" will receive a free box of Cee-volution cereal. (Racoon shaped corn puffs that, when milk is added, turn into whale shaped corn puffs that actually swim around in your bowl)

Peace,
Ceeboo

Hey. Such a unique and premium promotional gift might be worth a one-subject stint on Team Ceeboo.

If I decide to join you for this one so I can receive some of this cereal, though, please don't expect me to do any of the heavy lifting.

..... Wait a minute, would I then be agreeing that sex would be impossible without the intervention of a creator God?

Since he invented it, would he then get to watch whenever he wanted. (Seems only fair, no?).

On second thought, I'll guess I'll stay where I am and hope that you will post pictures of your new raccoon and whale evo-cereal cereal (once you have worked out the bugs, so to speak).

[_Ceeboo]

Harold and Dr.W are now on Team-Ceeboo!!!!!!!

This is marvelous! (Now where is Tarski)

Just ordered more jerseys, folding chairs and 2 extra cases of Woodford Reserve Bourbon!

Sweeeet!

Peace,
Ceeboo

[_Harold Lee]

Yes, DrW and I are both Team Ceeboo now.

I don't suspect it'll be long before we learn the Harry Potter spell to create raccoons from thin air. We'll be providing positive proof for creationism in no time.

There's Team DCP, Team Liz, Team Kish, and then Team Ceeboo. Ceeboo always wins.

[Guest]

Dear Ceeboo,

I know that you no longer recognize me as being worthy of acknowledgment from you any longer...but really? You're not a Mormon? Why may I ask do you bother to post on a Mormon Subject board? Why the interest in Mormonism?

[_Quasimodo]

Dear Ceeboo,

I know that you no longer recognize me as being worthy of acknowledgment from you any longer...but really? You not a Mormon? Why may I ask do you bother to post on a Momron Subject board? Why the interest in Mormonism?

There are a few nevermos on this board. I am one of them. It's all about low esteem and self-loathing.

[_Craig Paxton]

Dear Ceeboo,

I know that you no longer recognize me as being worthy of acknowledgment from you any longer...but really? You not a Mormon? Why may I ask do you bother to post on a Momron Subject board? Why the interest in Mormonism?

There are a few nevermos on this board. I am one of them. It's all about low esteem and self-loathing.

I guess I just want to understand why a never mo would have any interest with Mormonism? Unless there is some family connection...that would make sense...but if there is no other connection why the interest?

[_madeleine]

Hey Bazoooooooooka!

Their first flight between the two points may have happened millions of years ago when the separation was three and a half feet.

Yea, maybe they just got a running start and simply jumped to Hawaii! (Evidence of flight evolution with their half-winged-arm-stumpy thing a ma bobber!)

Peace,
Ceeboo

I see birds more like sea mammals and pelagic fish in this regard, ie, they go with the currents. Birds do the same, only the fluid they move in is a gas, not a liquid.

[_Bazooka]

Did somebody say 'Bourbon'?

[_Quasimodo]

I guess I just want to understand why a never mo would have any interest with Mormonism? Unless there is some family connection...that would make sense...but if there is no other connection why the interest?

I grew up in Utah as a non-Mormon. So, even though I never belonged myself, the culture was an important and sometimes uncomfortable experience throughout my early life. Being here is a bit of a catharsis, plus this board is filled with very bright and interesting people. I've learned a lot here.

[_Ceeboo]

Hey Craig!

You're not a Mormon?

Not yet, but I understand that I will have another chance to become one after I take my last breath.

Why may I ask do you bother to post on a Mormon Subject board? Why the interest in Mormonism?

A very long story.
Short version: I stay for very different reasons from why I first came.

Peace,
Ceeboo