Mormon Haiku

[_Darth J]

Inspired counsel
Platitudes and made-up rules
Give us your tithing

[_Sethbag]

a testimony
is gained as it's born
confirmation bias

(sorry you have to kind of slur the last word into a single-ish syllable to make it work...)

ETA: better version

a testimony
is confirmation bias
gained in its bearing

[_Darth J]

Sided with Nazis
Said blacks are the spawn of Cain
We are the true church

[_Darth J]

Mormon Helping Hands
When we campaigned for Prop 8
Where were the t-shirts?

[_Darth J]

So many theories
To prove the Church's truth claims
The stupid, it burns

[_Darth J]

Tobin talks to God
God is Gene Roddenberry
Tobin is insane

[_Stormy Waters]

Facsimilie 3
Characters above his hand
Joseph can't translate

[_Darth J]

"Official doctrine"
Whistling past the graveyard
It's the same idea

[_Darth J]

Noah's ark is true
So is "Jack and the Beanstalk"
God, you bunch of rubes

[_Darth J]

Poisoning the well
The great and spacious building
It's the same idea