beastie wrote:I'm going to save ldsfaq the hour or so it would take him to figure out and type a reply and channel him. I'll even provide two alternatives.
A. I was talking about Big Gulp in the way to mean just a big drink, hence, you LIE.
B. If you weren't such an evil, lying, devil-worshipping liberal, you would know better than to trust your stupid sources. When will you stop LYING?
Looks like he went for option A.
We hate to seem like we don’t trust every nut with a story, but there’s evidence we can point to, and dance while shouting taunting phrases.
Since being educated on how Herr Bloomberg, the Jewish Hitler, has beguiled the New York City council to enact fascist laws, I have begun to recognize some blatant fascist activity right here in the heart of Zion!
Item one: The Utah legislature outlawed the sale of any flavored ale beverage in grocery stores (the ones that were created because actual wine coolers were already banned). They based the ban on their idea that these beverages lured teenage girls into drinking. No research was ever done to verify this assumption. Of course regular beer, which they assume is the choice of teen boys, remains. Boys don't need to be protected from demon beer, apparently.
Item two: They made a law that all alcoholic drinks had to be mixed out of sight of customers (behind what is now known as the "Zion curtain"), based on the logic that children would see this exotic activity and decide to become slobbering drunks.
Item three: Several years ago they banned R-rated cable TV programming because they thought the shows were "too sexy." The Eagle Forum ladies convinced them that men would watch these shows and then go out roaming the streets to rape our daughters. Of course the circuit court batted it down.
I am deeply saddened to discover that Utah Mormons in power can also be fascists, not just New York Jews and Chicago blacks.
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beastie wrote:And, by the way, this has got to be one of the funniest threads I've ever seen.
My fiancé and I have been laughing our asses off about it. He was wondering why no one just posted the definition of "fascism" and I told him because this was too damn funny.
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In fairness, Bloomberg is a quite authoritarian politician and people often use the word fascist when they mean authoritarian since authoritarianism is one of the major traits of fascism.
EAllusion wrote:In fairness, Bloomberg is a quite authoritarian politician and people often use the word fascist when they mean authoritarian since authoritarianism is one of the major traits of fascism.
Yes, however in more accurate "fairness", being Authoritarian doesn't necessarily make "Fascist", because Authoritarian actions can still be within bounds of Freedom or other set/accepted "parameters", thus Authoritarian is not the proper word to be used for actions that are ultimately fascist in nature.
Military command for example is Authoritarian, but it's not generally "fascist".
"Socialism is Rape and Capitalism is consensual sex" - Ben Shapiro
beastie wrote:And, by the way, this has got to be one of the funniest threads I've ever seen.
My fiancé and I have been laughing our asses off about it. He was wondering why no one just posted the definition of "fascism" and I told him because this was too damn funny.
fas·cism noun \ˈfa-ˌshi-zəm also ˈfa-ˌsi-\
Definition of FASCISM
1 often capitalized : a political philosophy, movement, or regime (as that of the Fascisti) that exalts nation and often race above the individual and that stands for a centralized autocratic government headed by a dictatorial leader, severe economic and social regimentation, and forcible suppression of opposition 2 : a tendency toward or actual exercise of strong autocratic or dictatorial control <early instances of army fascism and brutality — J. W. Aldridge>
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So folks..... Tell us again how "Fascism" doesn't describe many Liberal policy's, views and actions? What should be "funny" is you people not thinking Fascism is fascism. It's DANGEROUSLY funny! :(
"Socialism is Rape and Capitalism is consensual sex" - Ben Shapiro