Brain-Dead Teen to be Euthanized

[_Kevin Graham]

The parents of 13-year old Caitlin Teagart have decided to end her life, saying she can now do nothing but lay on the couch and whine about things being "gay."

[_bcspace]

The Onion. Brazil's only news source. But it is true that many of today's teens are brain dead. Only those who are growing up conservative have any real chance at life.

[_Droopy]

Must be a slow news day for Noam Graham.

[_Quasimodo]

The Onion. Brazil's only news source. But it is true that many of today's teens are brain dead. Only those who are growing up conservative have any real chance at life.

There are even some brain dead posters here. Good manners prohibits me from naming them.

[_moksha]

I had my own thirteen year old daughter look at that Youtube video last night. "Dad, is this for real?"