NY Times- It?????s Official: Mormon Founder Had Up to 40 Wives

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I wonder where Brigham Young got the idea he could have sex with his plural wives?

Anyway, one of the more bizarre instances of Joseph Smith's secret marriage was to Zina Jacobs. Mr. Smith married her when she was 7 months pregnant? Whaaaat?

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Fence Sitter wrote:I guess I haven't made the ignore list again quite yet.

Quasi you will have to take back the cluster.

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Doctor CamNC4Me wrote:I wonder where Brigham Young got the idea he could have sex with his plural wives?


Same place as Joseph, the spiritual promptings from between his legs.
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sock puppet wrote:I wonder why Mormon god wanted JSJr to have sex with more women than just wife, Emma?

It seems pretty obvious why Mormon god would not want Tobin to possibly replicate any of his genes. What doesn't make sense is why Mormon god would insist that JSJr have extra sex, and then not preserve much righteous seed in the process.

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consiglieri wrote:For some reason, Joseph Smith's claim he was compelled to practice plural marriage by threats of destruction from a sword-wielding angel remind me of this scene . . .


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consiglieri wrote:For some reason, Joseph Smith's claim he was compelled to practice plural marriage by threats of destruction from a sword-wielding angel remind me of this scene . . .


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Doctor CamNC4Me wrote:I wonder where Brigham Young got the idea he could have sex with his plural wives?

Anyway, one of the more bizarre instances of Joseph Smith's secret marriage was to Zina Jacobs. Mr. Smith married her when she was 7 months pregnant? Whaaaat?

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Doctor CamNC4Me wrote:I wonder where Brigham Young got the idea he could have sex with his plural wives?

Anyway, one of the more bizarre instances of Joseph Smith's secret marriage was to Zina Jacobs. Mr. Smith married her when she was 7 months pregnant? Whaaaat?

- Doc
So, he consummated the marriage 7 months in advance, huh?
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