Apocalypse Up, Jehovah

[_sock puppet]

This, the dispensation of the fullness of times, the time to prepare for the 2d Coming. Church restored? Check. Build temples? Check. New revelations? Check, the D&C (pretty much run out of things to reveal, haven't ya?).

So, what ya waiting on? Obviously all the groundwork is laid. The Saints have the right number of earrings per ear per gender, Pepsi has been added to the food supplies and Bishop's warehouses, and adolescent boys snuffed out of a year's opportunity to perhaps think for themselves. Nothing left to reveal ('continuing prophecy' has sort of all run out). All is well in Zion. Time to get 'er done. Let's see ya do this 2d Coming thing.

[_Maksutov]

Not to mention that the poor Saints are being persecuted on every side and mocked! I hope the hammer of the Lord comes down upon these adversaries and squashes them to little, bloody, trembling, agonized bits, endlessly suffering and despairing, utterly destroyed and devastated to the tenth generation by the righteousness of Him Who Will not be Mocked, yeah, even the Lord of Hosts, the Great Avenger, the One True God, Lord of Heaven and Earth and Creator of All That Is, Our Father and Our God....what was I saying?

[_sock puppet]

Not to mention that the poor Saints are being persecuted on every side and mocked! I hope the hammer of the Lord comes down upon these adversaries and squashes them to little, bloody, trembling, agonized bits, endlessly suffering and despairing, utterly destroyed and devastated to the tenth generation by the righteousness of Him Who Will not be Mocked, yeah, even the Lord of Hosts, the Great Avenger, the One True God, Lord of Heaven and Earth and Creator of All That Is, Our Father and Our God....what was I saying?

Maybe Jehovah was distracted or day dreaming during the Mormon Moment, missed it and so there won't be a 2d Coming.

[_Maksutov]

Maybe Jehovah was distracted or day dreaming during the Mormon Moment, missed it and so there won't be a 2d Coming.

Maybe he cancelled it, like the rest of that church produced Book of Mormon movie was cancelled. Once you actually put these things out there and try to make them work you can clearly see how wrong they are. What plays well in your all-Mormon-all-the-time consensus illusion in Utah County doesn't transport elsewhere well, any more than glossolalia or snake handling.

[_sock puppet]

Maybe Jehovah was distracted or day dreaming during the Mormon Moment, missed it and so there won't be a 2d Coming.

Maybe he cancelled it, like the rest of that church produced Book of Mormon movie was cancelled. Once you actually put these things out there and try to make them work you can clearly see how wrong they are. What plays well in your all-Mormon-all-the-time consensus illusion in Utah County doesn't transport elsewhere well, any more than glossolalia or snake handling.

He must not have been getting a good enough response to the RSVP sent out since 1820. I find that BKP's backpeddling on how soon the "Saints" should be expecting the 2d Coming quite a departure from the refrain I heard all the time I was a TBM about how it was right around the corner.

[_Maksutov]

Maybe he cancelled it, like the rest of that church produced Book of Mormon movie was cancelled. Once you actually put these things out there and try to make them work you can clearly see how wrong they are. What plays well in your all-Mormon-all-the-time consensus illusion in Utah County doesn't transport elsewhere well, any more than glossolalia or snake handling.

He must not have been getting a good enough response to the RSVP sent out since 1820. I find that BKP's backpeddling on how soon the "Saints" should be expecting the 2d Coming quite a departure from the refrain I heard all the time I was a TBM about how it was right around the corner.

Yeah, everybody was of a "valiant generation" that represented the elite of Heaven and were reserved to be the shock troops of the great battle. I think that's been the story since the 1830's.

The SDAs and the JWs are still around in spite of many and very public prophecy failures. People can believe anything if they want to.

[_Finn the human]

Yes, I would also like to petition the Creator of the Universe for an apocalypse, please. To pull us through….

[_sock puppet]

Yes, I would also like to petition the Creator of the Universe for an apocalypse, please. To pull us through….

The suspense must be killing those believers and those making Pascal's Wager.