Gadianton wrote:I'd been waiting a long time, professor, and this year's list does not disappoint! I found the explanation of Tió de Nadal particularly helpful for bringing structure to the wide array of Mopologist activity this year -- I'd be at a loss of what to make of it all without that introduction. The depth of your research this year sets a new standard of rigor for young students of Mopologetics such as Mr. Stakhanovite. It's no wonder I suppose that you were recently awarded a gold medal for display of "affable and noble character traits". Wear that medal proudly on your suit-coat jacket along with your myriad of other medals, professor.
The university is generous in rewarding its staff, and many others received awards too but for some reason, every year Doctor Scratch receives the most coveted awards. One other notable honorary doctorate worth mentioning from this year: "I Have a Question" was awarded "Doctor of Journalistic integrity and general Services to Humanity". Given how badly apologist advances have been beaten back with sound reasoning, sometimes it's a little slow around here, and IHAQ stands out as a key contributor to the momentum of topic flow.
Well deserved recognition! I've really enjoyed IHAQ's contributions, and I immensely enjoyed this years top ten post! I'm truly grateful that when you all leave the church you can't leave it alone. You make my neurosis and compulsions feel normal, and that is good. And it troubles me.
For some of you: May your War on Christmas this year bring forth great lamentations amongst the righteous, and a suppression of their religious liberty!
And for those MDDers to whom that doesn't apply: Merry Christmas.
informant wrote:so your just gonna have a partially functioning clunky board because you can't figure out how to do stuff on your own???
I could graduate at the top of my class with a Ph.D. in Computer Science, but if I don't have the access codes to the directories or the database--which I don't--then I couldn't do anything with that knowledge.
tell ya what dickweed.........when i am the FOUNDER AND VISIONARY and OWNER and MODERATOR and ADMINISTRATOR of an appendectomy clinic then i better damn well know how to fix that s***.
I am NOT the owner.
"Finally, for your rather strange idea that miracles are somehow linked to the amount of gay sexual gratification that is taking place would require that primitive Christianity was launched by gay sex, would it not?"
Some of you guys are being assholes to Shades. The board is damned free you damned cunts.
In the face of madness, rationality has no power - Xiao Wang, US historiographer, 2287 AD.
Every record...falsified, every book rewritten...every statue...has been renamed or torn down, every date...altered...the process is continuing...minute by minute. History has stopped. Nothing exists except an endless present in which the Ideology is always right.
Dr. Shades wrote:I could graduate at the top of my class with a Ph.D. in Computer Science, but if I don't have the access codes to the directories or the database--which I don't--then I couldn't do anything with that knowledge.
so get the log in credentials........you claim to run this place.......are you just the puppet of some asshole behind the scenes who neither posts here nor cares about anything that happens here....????// what happens when the site breaks again??? don't you want to be able to know what the hell is going on in your own board???? jeez. this just seems lazy and stupid. the search feature doesn't work anymore.....,,,,,it used to........doesn't that tell you that it could be a symptom of a much more serious problme that will happen down the road?? what will you do then, call this assmunch who has you tied around his little finger and beg for his help to run something that you refuse to understand????????????
University education is increasingly a scam that is nowhere near cost justified. - Gadianton, dean of Cassius university link
Dr. Shades wrote:I could graduate at the top of my class with a Ph.D. in Computer Science, but if I don't have the access codes to the directories or the database--which I don't--then I couldn't do anything with that knowledge.
so get the log in credentials........you claim to run this place.......are you just the puppet of some asshole behind the scenes who neither posts here nor cares about anything that happens here....????// what happens when the site breaks again??? don't you want to be able to know what the hell is going on in your own board???? jeez. this just seems lazy and stupid. the search feature doesn't work anymore.....,,,,,it used to........doesn't that tell you that it could be a symptom of a much more serious problme that will happen down the road?? what will you do then, call this assmunch who has you tied around his little finger and beg for his help to run something that you refuse to understand????????????
Could you try to be a little more offensive? I get the feeling that you're really not putting a lot of effort into it.
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Maksutov: "... if you give someone else the means to always push your buttons, you're lost."
Dr. Shades wrote:I could graduate at the top of my class with a Ph.D. in Computer Science, but if I don't have the access codes to the directories or the database--which I don't--then I couldn't do anything with that knowledge.
so get the log in credentials........you claim to run this place.......are you just the puppet of some asshole behind the scenes who neither posts here nor cares about anything that happens here....????//
His av says who and what he is to this board. What the hell is your problem?
Failure is not falling down but refusing to get up.
Chinese Proverb
