The Top Ten Happenings in Mopologetics, 2015

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_Dr. Shades
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Re: The Top Ten Happenings in Mopologetics, 2015

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informant wrote:when you purchase a car you get the keys why wouldn't they give you the keys?????

Because Negative, my assistant administrator, tried to update the software but ended up accidentally wiping out the entire database. That was in early October of 2006. Since then, Mav and Keene decided to give out no more passwords to anyone.

when you drive a car you better know how to change a tire

Oh, I do. I can easily change the tire, put in oil, and top off the wiper fluid. I simply can't reassemble the engine block is all.

what happens when "Mav" is no longer interested in helping you????

Then I beg Infymus to host our site on his server space and negotiate his asking price.

just a google search reveals you should read these
http://www.amazon.com/MySQL-JavaScript- ... hp+dummies

You think I have time to read all that just to fix a search feature that works just fine for me anyway?

do you understand now why members of the church say that exmormons were lazy and didn't read or care to understand enough about their own religion?????

Those who are lazy and don't read or care to understand enough about their own religion . . . remain Mormons.

yo ure the shining example of that

Since when is database coding my religion?

How about putting your money where your mouth is: Teach me how to fix the search feature and I promise I'll do it.

i have no clue which is why i don't run message boards..........

Right, but you use message boards, don't you? The only difference between you and me is that I simply use a few more features than most.
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Re: The Top Ten Happenings in Mopologetics, 2015

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Shades, if you ever want/need to move the board to some other host, you can hit me up for technical assistance. I've built an ran more than one of these things. Plus I know how to rebuild an engine.
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Re: The Top Ten Happenings in Mopologetics, 2015

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SteelHead wrote:Shades, if you ever want/need to move the board to some other host, you can hit me up for technical assistance.


And he can hit me up to pack and carry the boxes. I know with moves you need as many hands as you can get.

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In the face of madness, rationality has no power - Xiao Wang, US historiographer, 2287 AD.

Every record...falsified, every book rewritten...every statue...has been renamed or torn down, every date...altered...the process is continuing...minute by minute. History has stopped. Nothing exists except an endless present in which the Ideology is always right.
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Re: The Top Ten Happenings in Mopologetics, 2015

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I would undertake the picture handling...
- Whenever a poet or preacher, chief or wizard spouts gibberish, the human race spends centuries deciphering the message. - Umberto Eco
- To assert that the earth revolves around the sun is as erroneous as to claim that Jesus was not born of a virgin. - Cardinal Bellarmine at the trial of Galilei
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Re: The Top Ten Happenings in Mopologetics, 2015

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informant wrote:
Dr. Shades wrote:I could graduate at the top of my class with a Ph.D. in Computer Science, but if I don't have the access codes to the directories or the database--which I don't--then I couldn't do anything with that knowledge.


so get the log in credentials........you claim to run this place.......are you just the puppet of some asshole behind the scenes who neither posts here nor cares about anything that happens here....????// what happens when the site breaks again??? don't you want to be able to know what the hell is going on in your own board???? jeez. this just seems lazy and stupid. the search feature doesn't work anymore.....,,,,,it used to........doesn't that tell you that it could be a symptom of a much more serious problme that will happen down the road?? what will you do then, call this assmunch who has you tied around his little finger and beg for his help to run something that you refuse to understand????????????


We are talking, be it noted, about a certain inconvenience in the search function of a message board established by Dr. Shades out of the goodness of his heart for the purposes of discussing Mormonism.

And out of the shadows lurches this sad little Morlock slavering, grimacing and cursing. Yuk. Let's walk quickly away and pretend we haven't noticed. Besides, I think his fly may be undone. Best not to look too closely.
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Re: The Top Ten Happenings in Mopologetics, 2015

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ludwigm wrote:I would undertake the picture handling...

I just bet you would.... can I assist?!?!

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Re: The Top Ten Happenings in Mopologetics, 2015

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I will predict for 2016 some serious mopologetic attacks on the Denver Snuffer, Rock Waterman schools of living out Mormonism. Will Snuffer continue to attract Mormons who believe in apostasy after Joseph's death and attack all or part's of Snuffer's books- he has about 10 out there? Mopologists go after the prepper movement, eg Julia Rowe and follower's? Will Rowe become a force to be reckoned with/defeated before she siphons off thousands?

Will mopologists begin to attack those leaving the church because of Snuffer as much as those leaving because of deceitful history?

What else will Mopologists spend their time doing?

Given that BYU just shutdown Mormon Feminism as a track for study and research it seems Mormon feminists at BYU is becoming an oxymoron-can it be?

And to what degree will mopologists dip into the lbgt issues and try to bail out the stupidity coming from the
COB.

Finally will the mopologists pick up their shovels and help dig a bigger moat around the COB literally or figuratively?

And finally finally how will mopologists help the leadership sell the dwindling numbers of TBMs in the US.
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