Parable of Trump and Puppies

[_aussieguy55]

ARE YOU A REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT
Donald Trump was walking in front of the White House one day and saw a little girl with a toy stroller.

Inside the stroller were three newborn Puppies.

Trump asked the little girl

"What kind of Puppies are those?"

The girl replied, "They are Republican Puppies".

Trump thought this was so cute, he raced back to the White House to get Melania, and took her to the same sidewalk to meet the little girl.

"Watch this" and he again asked the girl what kind of Puppies they were

"They are Democrat Puppies"

Trump was aghast and upset, and asked what happened in the ten minutes he was gone"

"Oh, while you were gone, they opened their eyes."

God asks Bush: "What do you believe in?" Bush answers: "I believe in the free market, and the strong American nation!" "Very well", says God. "Come sit to my right."

Next, God asks Obama: "What do you believe in?" Obama answers: "I believe in the power of democracy, and equal rights for all." "Good", says God. "You shall sit to my left."

Finally, God asks Trump: "What do you believe in?"

Trump answers: "I believe you're sitting in my chair."

[_moksha]

Aussieguy, keep them coming. The first joke was especially good.