3 Of the Biggest Problems In America Today

[_Res Ipsa]

Pineapple on pizza? Heh, don't go to Japan. They have potatoes on pizza, corn on pizza, shrimp on pizza, and even seaweed on pizza!

Does Perfume have a favorite pizza?

[_canpakes]

Pineapple on pizza? Heh, don't go to Japan. They have potatoes on pizza, corn on pizza, shrimp on pizza, and even seaweed on pizza!

No problem there. None of those things are pineapple.

[_Ceeboo]

Pineapple on pizza? Heh, don't go to Japan. They have potatoes on pizza, corn on pizza, shrimp on pizza, and even seaweed on pizza!

No problem there. None of those things are pineapple.

[_Some Schmo]

I have no idea what you guys are talking about. The only way to redeem a pizza is by adding pineapple.

[_MeDotOrg]

I have no idea what you guys are talking about. The only way to redeem a pizza is by adding pineapple.

The rules are very simple:

1. If you put pineapple on a pizza, you are committing cultural genocide.
2. If you put sushi in a burrito, that's fusion.

[_Dr. Shades]

Does Perfume have a favorite pizza?

Beats me.

This discussion reminds me: Back in the election of 2008, when Donald Trump was seeking the Republican Party's nomination, he answered a reporter's questions while sitting down to a slice of pizza. . . but he was eating it with a fork and knife.

I knew right then that I could never vote for him, 'cause it's flat-out un-American to eat pizza with a fork and knife. My baseline standard for any seeker of the presidency is that he or she must be American.

[_Maksutov]

I have no idea what you guys are talking about. The only way to redeem a pizza is by adding pineapple.

You poor bastard.

[_Some Schmo]

I have no idea what you guys are talking about. The only way to redeem a pizza is by adding pineapple.

You poor bastard.

Hey, I can't count the number of times a group of us will be ordering pizza, and I'll say, "We need at least one Hawaiian - that's the only kind I'll eat" and when the stack of pizzas comes, everyone suddenly seems to love ham and pineapple, while there are plenty of leftovers of the pepperoni and vegetarian.

So you can claim you don't like pineapple on pizza, but everyone who says that's a big fat liar (in my experience).

[_Maksutov]

You poor bastard.

Hey, I can't count the number of times a group of us will be ordering pizza, and I'll say, "We need at least one Hawaiian - that's the only kind I'll eat" and when the stack of pizzas comes, everyone suddenly seems to love ham and pineapple, while there are plenty of leftovers of the pepperoni and vegetarian.

So you can claim you don't like pineapple on pizza, but everyone who says that's a big fat liar (in my experience).

Dude, it's okay, you don't have to explain. Someday I hope you'll seek help.

[_Some Schmo]

Dude, it's okay, you don't have to explain. Someday I hope you'll seek help.

But... but... I had a traumatic pizza experience when I was ten, vomited just before I got to the bathroom, and I've never fully recovered from that awful taste of regurgitated pizza...

Oh wait. You meant a professional. Got it.