Barney the Dinosaur now a Tantric Sex Worker

[_Maksutov]

https://www.yahoo.com/news/actor-played ... 54342.html

From the article:

Actor Who Played Barney The Dinosaur Is Now A Tantric Sex Healer

Barney the Dinosaur famously sings “I love you, you love me” in the theme song of the PBS children’s show “Barney & Friends.”

But the actor who played the purple character from the early ’90s to the early 2000s isn’t loving the way he was portrayed in an article about his latest occupation: Tantric massage therapist.

David Joyner charges female clients (he calls them “goddesses”) $350 for three to four hours of ritual bath, chakra balancing and massage that can lead to “mind-blowing orgasms,” Vice wrote.

[_Dr. Shades]

David Joyner charges female clients (he calls them “goddesses”) $350 for three to four hours of ritual bath, chakra balancing and massage that can lead to “mind-blowing orgasms,” Vice wrote.

Clearly I'm in the wrong line of work.

[_Res Ipsa]

I had a next door neighbor that was a priestess in a "Temple" that provided similar services. The Temple was in her home. We'd noticed lots of different cars showing up there, and assumed she was maybe selling weed or something. She was growing weed, which she used in her "services." The weed-growing room caught fire, and she sold the house and moved away. A couple months later, someone in the neighborhood sent around an article from a paper in Phoenix about how she'd been busted for prostitution.

[_Maksutov]

I had a next door neighbor that was a priestess in a "Temple" that provided similar services. The Temple was in her home. We'd noticed lots of different cars showing up there, and assumed she was maybe selling weed or something. She was growing weed, which she used in her "services." The weed-growing room caught fire, and she sold the house and moved away. A couple months later, someone in the neighborhood sent around an article from a paper in Phoenix about how she'd been busted for prostitution.

Sounds like Arizona may be engaged in religious persecution.

[_Some Schmo]

The weed-growing room caught fire, and she sold the house and moved away. A couple months later, someone in the neighborhood sent around an article from a paper in Phoenix about how she'd been busted for prostitution.

I imagine once the neighbors had a good whiff or two from that fire, they were pretty apathetic about the whole thing.

[_MeDotOrg]

One of my favorite early web sites was the Jihad to Destroy Barney the Dinosaur, which painted a bleak dystopian future controlled by Barney and his cohorts.

Better than the Amazing Fish Cam.

If Barney is a Tantric Sex Worker, God knows what Baby Bop and B.J. are doing...

[_DoubtingThomas]

Well it is a job, he is not unemployed doing drugs.