Why I like Paul Osborne

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ajax18 wrote:I know this seems like a separate issue but Paul I was once told in the MTC that I had put my salvation in jeopardy for not coloring in the yellow threads around my doc martens with a black magic marker. Unfortunately my companion, the selfish, prideful, manipulative, future leader he was, refused to allow me the chance to buy a marker at the bookstore. Hence I got bawled out for not having them colored in. Geez that was a bad experience. No I don't trust church leadership.

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Dr. Shades wrote:When Paul Osborne first showed up here, he started a thread titled "[Jerald] Tanner is Burning in Hell." This prompted lots of people to label him a fanatic and state that if people like him represented hardcore Mormonism, they were glad to be out of it.

I have a slightly different take on it. I like Paul Osborne quite a bit since he represents, in my opinion, true Mormonism, the kind of Chapel Mormonism I grew up with. The kind of Mormon who boldly declares what he believes to be the truth, consequences and political correctness be damned. None of this watered-down, wishy-washy reactive Internet Mormonism stuff.

Early on in his FAIRboards career, he called FARMS to repentance for rejecting the words of the prophets. This, of course, put him on the wrong side of the FAIR moderators who, as we know, love to coddle their FARMS participants. But let's face it--how can you not like a guy with the guts to call FARMS to repentance, of all things?

Often people complain that figuring out Mormon doctrine is like trying to nail Jell-O to a wall. Not with Paul Osborne. You always know exactly where he stands with things, none of that "it was only his opinion" crap.

What do y'all think of this and, by extension, Paul Osborne? Am I up in the night, or do I have a point?


Times sure have changed, Shades. What a blast from the past. I think I'll bump this just for the hell of it and see if anyone clicks it. I'm embarrassed to actually read it. :confused:

The tanner thread now has over 30,000 reads. Jesus -- I was a nut. :redface:

Tanner is burning in hell
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This. Was. Awesome.

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Shulem wrote:
Dr. Shades wrote:When Paul Osborne first showed up here, he started a thread titled "[Jerald] Tanner is Burning in Hell." This prompted lots of people to label him a fanatic and state that if people like him represented hardcore Mormonism, they were glad to be out of it.

I have a slightly different take on it. I like Paul Osborne quite a bit since he represents, in my opinion, true Mormonism, the kind of Chapel Mormonism I grew up with. The kind of Mormon who boldly declares what he believes to be the truth, consequences and political correctness be damned. None of this watered-down, wishy-washy reactive Internet Mormonism stuff.

Early on in his FAIRboards career, he called FARMS to repentance for rejecting the words of the prophets. This, of course, put him on the wrong side of the FAIR moderators who, as we know, love to coddle their FARMS participants. But let's face it--how can you not like a guy with the guts to call FARMS to repentance, of all things?

Often people complain that figuring out Mormon doctrine is like trying to nail Jell-O to a wall. Not with Paul Osborne. You always know exactly where he stands with things, none of that "it was only his opinion" crap.

What do y'all think of this and, by extension, Paul Osborne? Am I up in the night, or do I have a point?


Times sure have changed, Shades. What a blast from the past. I think I'll bump this just for the hell of it and see if anyone clicks it. I'm embarrassed to actually read it. :confused:

The tanner thread now has over 30,000 reads. Jesus -- I was a nut. :redface:

Tanner is burning in hell


haha Paul, this is awesome! I arrived on this site with the same Mormon zeal. Times have certainly changed. I am totally embarrassed to read my older posts. I give myself a pass for being young and stupid. I can't believe how much I supported that F@cking BS Church.

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I LOVE Paul Osborne. Loved him when he was a TBM and I love him now.

He has always been one of my favorite people on this board. I’m glad that I have gotten to know him over the years and consider him a good friend.
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Doctor CamNC4Me wrote:This. Was. Awesome.

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No kidding! Wow. I did not know Paul's early history. Now that was a TBM who spoke his mind! :lol:
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You just can’t beat the classics!
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Boy the times they be a changin!!!! From the Mormon caterpillar to the free butterfly.
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Shulem wrote:Times sure have changed, Shades. What a blast from the past. I think I'll bump this just for the hell of it and see if anyone clicks it. I'm embarrassed to actually read it. :

OMG. That is unbelievable stuff.
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