You don't need Jesus

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_Meadowchik
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Re: You don't need Jesus

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JLHPROF wrote:
Shulem wrote:The bottom line is simple. You don't need Jehovah. You don't need Jehovah's animal sacrifices either. You don't need Jesus or any human sacrifice to receive the forgiveness of sins from an invisible god. The blood of animals or that of a human such as Jesus do not cleans sins. That is a barbaric myth perpetuated by the Bible.

You don't need Jesus. He's nothing more than a myth.

The bottom line is you have provided nothing beyond your own dislike of these beliefs that would convince a believer otherwise.


God condoning and commanding barbaric practices = good

Internet poster who is perhaps impolite about that god = bad
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Re: You don't need Jesus

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I challenge any believer to give us objective proof that belief in Mormon Jesus or Catholic Jesus or Protestant Jesus makes one bit of difference. It is entirely subjective and really not any different than belief in the "secret" nonsense that was a craze a few years back. It is no different than belief that a bracelet has certain magical powers or that God speaks to a young man via a rock. In fact, I would venture to guess that belief in the imaginary actually causes harm. The religious seem to be overly occupied with a future life to the point of not dealing with real life issues. There seems to be a tendency to give up too early on issues such as the poor and hungry because Jesus will somehow right the wrongs in some imaginary future world.
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Re: You don't need Jesus

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JLHPROF wrote:
Shulem wrote:The bottom line is simple. You don't need Jehovah. You don't need Jehovah's animal sacrifices either. You don't need Jesus or any human sacrifice to receive the forgiveness of sins from an invisible god. The blood of animals or that of a human such as Jesus do not cleans sins. That is a barbaric myth perpetuated by the Bible.

You don't need Jesus. He's nothing more than a myth.

The bottom line is you have provided nothing beyond your own dislike of these beliefs that would convince a believer otherwise.

Really, JLHPROF? Well then, since you're a believer in blood sacrifice, let's perform a little Bible action and initiate you into Moses' cult, shall we? It's preparatory to being fully initiated into Jesus' cult later on.

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Brother JLHPROF, I Aaron in the name of Jehovah hereby slay this lamb and slit its throat for a sacrifice and a blood offering and a trespass offering for your sins. I take this blood and put it on the tip of your right ear. I take of this blood, JLHPROF, and place it on the thumb of your right hand and look to the altar of sacrifice for your forgiveness. Now, I take this blood and smear it on the great toe of your right foot and say aloud, Hallelujah! Ye, JLHPROF are now initiated into the cult of Moses and are commanded to hearken to the words of Aaron. The blood is upon you and if you transgress against the covenant ye shall be put to death.

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Re: You don't need Jesus

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Mormons teach that all of us are literally the brothers and sisters of Jesus. We lived with him in the preexistence as spirit children of a Father who is called God and our literal parent.

Why on earth would I want to bow down before Jesus, my own brother? Why would I want to worship him? What for? Furthermore, why would my own brother want me to bow down before him and worship him? Why would my own father want me to bow down and worship him? Why? What's the point of worshipping someone? Is it to make them feel extra special and important? Is it their way of showing that they are more powerful than me?

So, I'm supposed to drop to my knees and worship these people? I do not want to worship them! I'm not bowing my knees to nobody. That's just ridiculous. I don't need or want that kind of garbage in my life, thank you. And the holy ghost gives me the creeps.
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Re: You don't need Jesus

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If you like Jesus, have Jesus. I don't like liver. I don't like Jesus, either. Don't have to, won't. :biggrin: Don't ask me why unless you want to hear stuff. Enjoy your liver.
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Re: You don't need Jesus

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Maksutov wrote:If you like Jesus, have Jesus. I don't like liver. I don't like Jesus, either. Don't have to, won't. :biggrin: Don't ask me why unless you want to hear stuff. Enjoy your liver.


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Mormons preach that you can't be forgiven for wrong doing unless you bow the knees and worship. You must apply the blood atonement or the Father will not forgive you of a single thing and you can't live with him.

The last thing I want is to live with people that want me to worship them. No way! I'd rather eat liver.

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Re: You don't need Jesus

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huckleberry, I anoint thy ear with this blood that thou may hear the word of Jehovah. Swear your life to Jehovah and obey the word of Moses. If thou transgresses and breaks the covenant ye shall be put to death. huckleberry, kneel before me that I may anoint thy thumb with blood and dip thy great toe in blood which taketh away thy sin.

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Re: You don't need Jesus

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Mittens, Mittens, where art thou? Thou too must partake of the blood and fulfill the command of Jehovah.
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Re: You don't need Jesus

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Let's face the FACTS, IF there is a god and he/she/it made mankind and set up a plan for existence, then any failures in the existence of man/woman/kind is the god's.

In the Military the ultimate responsibility of the conduct of a leader's soldiers is the Commanders'. Their faults are his/her faults. Their failures are his/her failures.

So as the saying goes, either, lead, follow or get the “F” out of the way.

So god, either redeem, forgive or get the “F” out of our lives.
Revelation 2:17 . . give him a white stone, and in the stone a new name written, which no man knoweth saving he that receiveth it. Thank Google GOD for her son eBay, you can now have life eternal with laser engraving. . oh, and a seer stone and save 10% of your life's earning as a bonus. See you in Mormon man god Heaven Bitches!!. Bring on the Virgins
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Re: You don't need Jesus

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Mormonicious wrote:Let's face the FACTS, IF there is a god and he/she/it made mankind and set up a plan for existence, then any failures in the existence of man/woman/kind is the god's.

In the Military the ultimate responsibility of the conduct of a leader's soldiers is the Commanders'. Their faults are his/her faults. Their failures are his/her failures.

So as the saying goes, either, lead, follow or get the ____ out of the way.

So god, either redeem, forgive or get the ____ out of our lives.


Oh, and by the way, be at least as useful as GOOGLE GOD and answer questions tangibly! Or else you're as useless as crap ON A STICK.
Revelation 2:17 . . give him a white stone, and in the stone a new name written, which no man knoweth saving he that receiveth it. Thank Google GOD for her son eBay, you can now have life eternal with laser engraving. . oh, and a seer stone and save 10% of your life's earning as a bonus. See you in Mormon man god Heaven Bitches!!. Bring on the Virgins
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