Like so much Yung Gravy glibly taking credit for his romantic indiscretions, Midgley acknowledges that he requested this unusual state of affairs. What follows mirrors the aesthetic content of ‘Opps!’ in that there is a flurry of self-congratulatory montages riddled with ridiculous posturing. The highlight being an anecdote that involves the late Jacob Neusner:Yung Gravy” wrote: Oops, baby
Gravy hit my bitch, yeah, whoopsie daisy
I just tried to hit, it's my duty, baby
Sippin' on the Goose, like Boosie, baby
Yeah, I said oops, baby
I must admit that I myself have a Neusner story. I was allowed to attend a lunch with him where an established jewish philosopher (primarily known for his work on Maimonides) floated the idea that the department he represented was thinking about extending to Neusner an offer to move from Brown University to their own institution. Somewhere in between shoveling food into his mouth Neusner replied that the institution in question could never afford him. There was an uncomfortable silence before the conversation moved forward and there was never again any talk of job offers. In fact I had shown up with a book that I was hoping he’d inscribe, but I thought better about asking him after seeing the man in action.Midgley wrote:Jacob Neusner (1932–2016) published essays in earlier Festschrifts to Nibley. He was by far the most widely published Jewish scholar, having written or published over 900 books. Neusner was interested in and knew much of the crucial facts about the Restored Gospel. Once, when he was at BYU giving lectures, a group of us met with him. I remember Neusner sitting directly opposite me, with Hugh Nibley on his right. Truman Madsen was on my right and Kent Brown on my left. There were also others sitting at that table in a comfortable room in the Wilkinson Center.
What Midgley doesn’t mention in his brief sketch of Neusner is that the man had a reputation for being unsociably mean. Sometimes the accusations speak of cruelty, but often they are framed as Neusner simply speaking and behaving with no regard for the other person. Most examples almost always occur when Neusner is delivering criticism. He simply pulled no punches and nobody was ever confused about what he really thought of someone else’s work.
For an example that might shock some Mormons and Ex-Mormons, there is Neusner’s assessment of the work of E.P. Sanders, formerly a biblical scholar at Duke University now in retirement. If you have read the popular works of Bart Ehrman then you have encountered the regurgitated positions of Sanders; I have often come across people within the parochial world of New Testament studies that afford Sanders a great deal of reverence. David Bokovoy is among such people.
In his book ‘Rabbinic Judaism: Structure and System’, Neusner makes the following remarks:
Neusner wrote:To my knowledge no one until Sanders has come to the facile judgement that anything any Jew thought has to have been in the mind of all the other Jews. That is to treat the religion as a function of the sociology and culture of an ethnic group. It is another way of saying that there was (and is) no such thing as a religion, Judaism. There are only Jews, and the sum and substance of their opinions, if any, on topics generally regarded as religious compromise “Judaism.” Then, for Sanders, all the Jews thought one and the same thing and what they all thought was this religion, Judaism. The result appears to present a caricature of both Judaism and the study of religion. (.p12)
If you were a modern author, Neusner did not spare you. So let’s get back to Midgley’s story:Neusner wrote:On and on Sanders goes, introducing in the paragraph that follows references to Christian symbols (John 1:9; 15:1); the issue of whether “one God” meant there were no other supernatural beings (yielding a citation to Paul, who was a Pharisee, with reference to Phil. 3:2-6). And so he runs on, for five hundred tedious pages. This “harmony” yields chaos. (p.13)
This story is tracking well so far, I can totally imagine Neusner rudely dismissing the value of another scholar’s object of study.Midgley wrote:The conversation began with Neusner asking Nibley what he was currently working on, to which he replied that he was at work on the Enoch materials. The two checked to see that they were talking about the same Enoch literature. They were, and Neusner said that this literature was “junk.” Nibley then indicated that in June 1830 Joseph Smith gave us a new version of the Enoch materials that was embedded in a new version of the literature on Moses.
I’m genuinely perplexed by this inclusion. Here we have Neusner staring Midgley down, only to be rescued by Madsen and Nibley. Then by Midgley’s own account Neusner begins to make fun of them with this hypothetical Rabbi. Is Midgley unaware that Neusner was having a bit of fun at their expense with that? Did he enjoy the joke? It seems to be the exact kind of thing that would earn someone a prickly response from Midgley on DCP's blog.Midgley wrote:Neusner demanded to know what was in this new Enoch text. He looked directly at me, and I must admit I was delighted when Madsen explained what was in this “new Enoch material” found in the Book of Moses. Nibley added one or two additional items to the conversation. In response, Neusner said he would now have to invent a mysterious rabbi from the East whom no one had ever heard about and who somehow turned up in Kirtland, Ohio, with information about Enoch that only he knew, and who then disappeared.
I love that right on the heels of a backhanded compliment Midgley can’t help but immediately launch into one of those cracker barrel tropes about a Mormon suspected of being Jewish because of their virtue or quick wit. It is the perfect ending to a bizarre anecdote.Midgley wrote:Neusner then said that we “seemed like bright learned fellows but that Nibley stood far above all of us.” The exchange between Nibley and Neusner led Neusner to say to Nibley that he just had to be Jewish. Someone — I think it was Madsen — explained that Nibley was a descendant of Alexander Neibaur, the first Jewish convert to The Church of Jesus Christ and also one who knew Joseph Smith. Neibaur was born in Koblenz and educated at the University of Berlin. He was fluent in seven languages. Madsen also said that some of us, which included me, had tried to discover a Jewish ancestry.
I gotta say the recent editorial choices over at the Interpreter have been very interesting.