An Immunized Pecker
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Re: An Immunized Pecker
Tsk, tsk. All this adolescent locker room talk. But I guess it's understandable. Peckers are hard to ignore.
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"We've kept more promises than we've even made"
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Re: An Immunized Pecker
MeDotOrg wrote:Tsk, tsk. All this adolescent locker room talk. But I guess it's understandable. Peckers are hard to ignore.
You have to have a lot of confidence to make a scene like that. Cocky, even.
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Re: An Immunized Pecker
More headlines:
PECKER GOES ON STRIKE - Trump LOOKS AT SCABS
Trump CONFUSED BY PECKER TURNING ON HIM
PECKER WON'T STAND UP FOR Trump
Trump CLAIMS PECKER IS SOFT ON IMMIGRATION
PECKER HARDENS HIS STANCE
LASHING OUT, Trump SAYS PECKER HAS BALLS
PECKER TURNED AVOIDING STIFF PENALTY
PECKER GOES ON STRIKE - Trump LOOKS AT SCABS
Trump CONFUSED BY PECKER TURNING ON HIM
PECKER WON'T STAND UP FOR Trump
Trump CLAIMS PECKER IS SOFT ON IMMIGRATION
PECKER HARDENS HIS STANCE
LASHING OUT, Trump SAYS PECKER HAS BALLS
PECKER TURNED AVOIDING STIFF PENALTY
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Re: An Immunized Pecker
Some Schmo wrote:More headlines:
PECKER GOES ON STRIKE - Trump LOOKS AT SCABS
Trump CONFUSED BY PECKER TURNING ON HIM
PECKER WON'T STAND UP FOR Trump
Trump CLAIMS PECKER IS SOFT ON IMMIGRATION
PECKER HARDENS HIS STANCE
LASHING OUT, Trump SAYS PECKER HAS BALLS
PECKER TURNED AVOIDING STIFF PENALTY
"God" is the original deus ex machina. --Maksutov
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Re: An Immunized Pecker
Some Schmo wrote:More headlines:
PECKER GOES ON STRIKE - Trump LOOKS AT SCABS
Trump CONFUSED BY PECKER TURNING ON HIM
PECKER WON'T STAND UP FOR Trump
Trump CLAIMS PECKER IS SOFT ON IMMIGRATION
PECKER HARDENS HIS STANCE
LASHING OUT, Trump SAYS PECKER HAS BALLS
PECKER TURNED AVOIDING STIFF PENALTY
You have quite a talent for this sort of thing.
Who knew?
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Re: An Immunized Pecker
DrW wrote: You have quite a talent for this sort of thing.
Who knew?
But... but.. I've been making silly jokes here for years.
These headlines just in:
PECKER EMERGES AMID STIFF COMPETITION
Trump BEATS PECKER PUBLICLY
Trump SUGGESTS AFTER RECENT MISTAKES, PECKER WILL BURN
MELANIA OVERHEARD CRITICIZING PECKER
PLANS TO ERECT PECKER MONUMENT IN NEW YORK
WHILE Trump GOES DOWN, PECKER STILL STANDING
Trump EMBARRASSED WITH PECKER-SESSIONS
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Re: An Immunized Pecker
Some Schmo wrote:DrW wrote: You have quite a talent for this sort of thing.
Who knew?
But... but.. I've been making silly jokes here for years.
These headlines just in:
PECKER EMERGES AMID STIFF COMPETITION
Trump BEATS PECKER PUBLICLY
Trump SUGGESTS AFTER RECENT MISTAKES, PECKER WILL BURN
MELANIA OVERHEARD CRITICIZING PECKER
PLANS TO ERECT PECKER MONUMENT IN NEW YORK
WHILE Trump GOES DOWN, PECKER STILL STANDING
Trump EMBARRASSED WITH PECKER-SESSIONS
Nice.
It's the best comic development since the Mooch. Late night writers are working overtime.
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Re: An Immunized Pecker
Maksutov wrote:Nice.
It's the best comic development since the Mooch. Late night writers are working overtime.
Aside from the horror that defines this administration, it really does represent a goldmine of self-writing jokes.
Your headline premise is also gold and too good to resist.
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Re: An Immunized Pecker
Quasimodo wrote:subgenius wrote:"Pecker Immunity" rings better.
But it doesn't have the poetic humor of "Immunized Pecker." A very clever twist of words. Subtlety is not your strong point, subgenius.
subtlety is overrated.
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I can tell if a person is judgmental just by looking at them
what is chaos to the fly is normal to the spider - morticia addams
If you're not upsetting idiots, you might be an idiot. - Ted Nugent