The Crying Game--New RFM Podcast

[_Shulem]

I don't have an answer.

[_Shulem]

The First Presidency



Because it makes you feel good

[_Shulem]

My dad taught me how to cry a river. I love my mom.

[_Shulem]

That's just how the Eyrings were raised.

[_Maksutov]

I thought that living your life according to what feels good is supposed to be hedonism, worldly, trusting in the arm of flesh. It's all in the conditioning, folks. There were probably more people who felt good reading Mein Kampf than reading the Book of Abraham. What a stable genius this dude is.

Worship me and my family and we'll all pretend that our self absorption and narcissism is virtuous and brilliant, that we're all bowing and scraping before "God" instead of just kissing the ass of the privileged ignorant arrogant dork with the word "God" in his mouth.

[_Doctor CamNC4Me]

The First Presidency



Because it makes you feel good

I love that so much.

Let's not forget Eyring's lip smacking:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0s9Afz- ... u.be&t=31s

- Doc

[_Maksutov]

If it's what Elder Feelgood says, I propose the Church of Jesus Christ of Fapping Saints. Daily religious experiences but bring your own tissues. O God hear the moan of my mouth.

[_Shulem]

How do you feel when you read the Book of Abraham?

President Eyring,

How do you feel when you read the Explanations of the Facsimiles? Do they make you feel good? Do they validate your testimony that Joseph Smith knew what he was talking about while translating and interpreting ancient Egyptian symbols and language? What can you tell me about those Explanations seeing you are a prophet, seer, and revelator? Any comments, sir?

Shulem

[_Maksutov]

Crying is learned behavior, just like associations of things, symbols, people and events with "holiness", "sanctity", "evil", "divinity", etc.

[_Shulem]

Rumors and supposed discoveries against the church are not necessary to investigate. There is no need to rethink your beliefs regardless of the evidence or critical claims that are formed outside of faith.