Hey Schmo

[_Some Schmo]

How about "Fortykneelers" with this pic...

https://eng.hebus.com/image-2186.html

That genuinely made me laugh, but I don't think I can use the pic. It's too big.

[_Dr. Shades]

Some Schmo said the following terrible things in the Perfume thread:

I listened to about 60 seconds of this and then had to go watch this to remind myself what good music is.

Perhaps you could change the title of your thread to something like, "Hey, if you're the one out of a billion adults who likes the mediocre music teenage girls like, this thread is for you!" then I'd know to avoid it and move on.

Therefore, I propose that he be given the username "Perfume_Lover" and be assigned an appropriately matching avatar.

[_Markk]

Some Schmo said the following terrible things in the Perfume thread:

I listened to about 60 seconds of this and then had to go watch this to remind myself what good music is.

Perhaps you could change the title of your thread to something like, "Hey, if you're the one out of a billion adults who likes the mediocre music teenage girls like, this thread is for you!" then I'd know to avoid it and move on.

Therefore, I propose that he be given the username "Perfume_Lover" and be assigned an appropriately matching avatar.

So Far...

Fortykneeler

Mr Maxine Waters

Perfume_Lover

I'm Okay with whatever you guys vote for.

[_Dr. Shades]

I vote for Perfume_Lover.

[_Some Schmo]

Some Schmo said the following terrible things in the Perfume thread:

I listened to about 60 seconds of this and then had to go watch this to remind myself what good music is.

Perhaps you could change the title of your thread to something like, "Hey, if you're the one out of a billion adults who likes the mediocre music teenage girls like, this thread is for you!" then I'd know to avoid it and move on.

Therefore, I propose that he be given the username "Perfume_Lover" and be assigned an appropriately matching avatar.

I feel bad for these posts. Sorry Shades. I was totally exaggerating.

It's probably closer to one out of half a billion adults.

[_canpakes]

Taking any suggestion for a name?

I said I would pick the name and you guys can pick the picture.

Ogden Saddle
Torso
Spin Cycle
Britney
Kristal Chanda Lear
Kiwi3/5ths
Polly Esther
Polygamy Schmo
Britnie
My Priest’s Riding Crop
Liver
Rivet Smut Dozen
Crab Puff Sunday
Brytnee
Devin Nunes Weasel
Hambone
The Callipygian
Brittnee
Sticky Lumps
Squeeze my Lemon
Moist
Brother of Jared Kushner
Tribble Lips
Canned Ham Gel
Lipstick
Colonel Corn
Squeembong
Not Britney
Lil Pine Nut
Oprah
Squee
Unsightly Yellow Buildup
I can has Sarah Sanders

[_honorentheos]

Brother of Jared Kushner

Sorry, Schmo. I do think this suggestion from canpakes would be MDB appropriate as an albatross hung around one's neck with just the right amount of distasteful association with the subject of the original bet.

[_Res Ipsa]

Brother of Jared Kushner

Sorry, Schmo. I do think this suggestion from canpakes would be MormonDiscussions.com appropriate as an albatross hung around one's neck with just the right amount of distasteful association with the subject of the original bet.

Winner!

[_Some Schmo]

Brother of Jared Kushner

Sorry, Schmo. I do think this suggestion from canpakes would be MDB appropriate as an albatross hung around one's neck with just the right amount of distasteful association with the subject of the original bet.

I thought his best one was Squee. At least, that's the one that amused me the most.

[_honorentheos]

I thought his best one was Squee. At least, that's the one that amused me the most.

It's funny in that I hear Matt Damon saying it in his SNL portrayal of Kavanaugh, but "Brother of Jared Kushner" bridges the gap between the Trumpiness of the off topic forum and the overall Mormon-related focus of the board in a way I didn't think anything else managed to do.