Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's $300 hairdo

[_canpakes]

I'm sure that subgenius will be along any minute now to defend the Conservosphere's mass hair fire over Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's haircut.

[_moksha]

Does anyone know how much it cost to surgically attach that skeever to Trump's balding head?

[_aussieguy55]

What is it about this girl that freaks conservatives out? I saw a youtube video of her dancing with some college friends and already has 5 million hits. Socialism is not the government owning the means of production but making sure everyone has access to good basic healthcare and education so they can become good productive citizens. The 10 poorest states in the US are red states. Don't Moscow Mitch (Kentucky) and Lindsay Graham (South Carolina) care that those states they represent are among those 10? Give them hell Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez all those old fossils that attack you will be in the nursing home soon.

[_Chap]

Socialism is not the government owning the means of production but making sure everyone has access to good basic healthcare and education so they can become good productive citizens.

Please could we not waste time arguing what socialism is or is not? There is simply no objective way of deciding what 'real' socialism is, any more than there is an objective way of deciding what 'real' christianity is.

Something you might have said without controversy is that the great majority of citizens of advanced countries agree that it is a basic task of a decent and effective government to make sure everyone has access to good basic healthcare and education so they can become good productive citizens. Like national defence, those tasks are not ones that can be adequately fulfilled by letting the market make money out of providing health and education as commodities. Coffee, underwear and entertainment are a different matter altogether - the choice I get from the market suits me fine.

[_Some Schmo]

When Trump is selling out our military allies and committing crimes in plain view, what else is the right going to talk about?

Morons.

[_DarkHelmet]

How do subgenius/ajax/ldsfaqs rank the following egregious, hair-on-fire causing scandals:

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez spending $300 on her hair
Obama using Dijon mustard
Obama wearing a tan suit

As bad as Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's actions are, I don't think they rank up there with the high crime of using Dijon mustard and wearing a tan suit, because those acts were committed by the President and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is only a congresswoman.

[_subgenius]

Wake up people.

If she got shampoo/conditioner, cut, and color (full head, highlights or lowlights) that's exactly what it costs to do. I know this or a fact.

Walk into a salon some time and you'll see what women are getting and paying for it.

Be glad she didn't get a Brazilian Blow out or Keratin treatment on top of that and it's nobody's business but her own to start with.

Geez.

Perhaps you should Google Eva Peron, sans Madonna.

[_moksha]

Perhaps you should Google Eva Peron, sans Madonna.

Yeah, yeah... The Koch brothers liked to wear diamonds on the soles of their shoes.

[_ajax18]

She's a congresswoman now. Part of why the left is protecting Biden is not just for the 2020 pesidential campaign but also to protect the lobbyist/government industry that feeds the swamp. Obama, Clinton, Biden, and even Republicans like Trent Lott have used their elected status to becone the insanely wealthy people Chap is talking about. This is the status quo in the swamp and Trump has threatened that industry by investigating Hunter Biden.

They've held up commercial flights for hours for Bill Clinton's haircut. Now with a net worth a quarter billion dollars I think the Clinton's can afford a lot of $300 haircuts.

[_subgenius]

Perhaps you should Google Eva Peron, sans Madonna.

Yeah, yeah... The Koch brothers liked to wear diamonds on the soles of their shoes.

Which would be interesting if the Koch brothers preached socialism.