US pulling out of North Syria

[_Jersey Girl]

Lol.

<<image of letter>>

Read it here:

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Sources say it was delivered like this to be translated by Turkey's top fifth grader.

Fifth grader is EXACTLY what I thought when I read it.

Dear Erdogan,

I like you. Do you like me?

[ ] Yes
[ ] No
[ ] Maybe so

Your Friend,
Donny

[_Doctor Steuss]

Dear Erdogan,

I like you. Do you like me?

[ ] Yes
[ ] No
[ ] Maybe so

Your Friend,
Donny

"I'll call you later."

[_canpakes]

Its only important to the more Hawkish members of our government...but Trump ran on a platform of ending the endless wars and bringing troops home.

He didn't bring those troops home. He moved them a little bit.

And now we’re committing to send at least 1800 more to Saudi Arabia. Because Trump will do whatever the folks with the cash want him to do.

[_Jersey Girl]

Dear Erdogan,

I like you. Do you like me?

[ ] Yes
[ ] No
[ ] Maybe so

Your Friend,
Donny

"I'll call you later."

Dear Erdogan,

Why didn't you answer the phone? Don't you like me? I'll call you again tonight. Don't be a poo poo face!

Your Friend,
Donny

(I can do this forever. Don't encourage me.)

[_Jersey Girl]

Dear Erdogan,

I like you. Do you like me?

[ ] Yes
[ ] No
[ ] Maybe so

Your Friend,
Donny

"I'll call you later."

Dear Erdogan,

Why didn't you answer the phone? Don't you like me? I'll call you again tonight. Don't be a poo poo face!

Your Friend,
Donny

(I can do this forever. Don't encourage me.)

Dear Erdogan,

You STILL didn't answer the phone! I don't like you any more. You are a big penis nose! I'm going to bomb the crap out of you!

Your enemy,
Donny

[_Jersey Girl]

Dear Erdogan,

I like you. Do you like me?

[ ] Yes
[ ] No
[ ] Maybe so

Your Friend,
Donny

"I'll call you later."

Dear Erdogan,

Why didn't you answer the phone? Don't you like me? I'll call you again tonight. Don't be a poo poo face!

Your Friend,
Donny

(I can do this forever. Don't encourage me.)

Dear Erdogan,

You STILL didn't answer the phone! I don't like you any more. You are a big penis nose! I'm going to bomb the crap out of you!

Your enemy,
Donny

Dear Vlad,

I am going to bomb the crap out of Erdogan! He is making me look stooopid. Do you still like me?

[ ] Yes
[ ] No
[ ] Maybe so

Your friend,
Donny

[_Jersey Girl]

Dear Erdogan,

I like you. Do you like me?

[ ] Yes
[ ] No
[ ] Maybe so

Your Friend,
Donny

"I'll call you later."

Dear Erdogan,

Why didn't you answer the phone? Don't you like me? I'll call you again tonight. Don't be a poo poo face!

Your Friend,
Donny

(I can do this forever. Don't encourage me.)

Dear Erdogan,

You STILL didn't answer the phone! I don't like you any more. You are a big penis nose! I'm going to bomb the crap out of you!

Your enemy,
Donny

Dear Vlad,

I am going to bomb the crap out of Erdogan! He is making me look stooopid. Do you still like me?

[ ] Yes
[ ] No
[ ] Maybe so

Your friend,
Donny

Dear Erdogan,

You threw my letter in the trash? SCREW YOU! I have nukes!

Your EX-Friend,
Donny

[_canpakes]

I wonder if he has unfriended Erdogan yet.

(I notice that his relationship status with Putin is, “Its complicated”.)

[_subgenius]

Its only important to the more Hawkish members of our government...but Trump ran on a platform of ending the endless wars and bringing troops home.

He didn't bring those troops home. He moved them a little bit.

Yeah, check that endless wars bit. But we can do a net tally of how many wars he has ended and how many troops have come home if it will make a difference to ya.

[_canpakes]

He didn't bring those troops home. He moved them a little bit.

Yeah, check that endless wars bit. But we can do a net tally of how many wars he has ended and how many troops have come home if it will make a difference to ya.

I’m sure that you can provide this information.