Pro Life? Trump's Spiritual Advisor wants miscarriages

[_Icarus]

https://Twitter.com/GuthrieGF/status/12 ... 3411650560

She is praying for mass miscarriages for "Satanic pregnancies."

“We command all Satanic pregnancies to miscarry right now” — Special Adviser to the White House Faith and Opportunity Initiative Paula White

WITELF?

Here she is babbling in tongues with translation provided: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgZvzc4Pgmo

What an absolute embarrassment this administration is. The world is laughing so hard.

[_Bret Ripley]

"Satanic pregnancies."

Presumably, a "Satanic pregnancy" is one to which is attached some aspect of the diabolical. For those who have spent any time around two-year-olds, see also: "distinction without a difference."

[_subgenius]

https://Twitter.com/GuthrieGF/status/1221208783411650560

She is praying for mass miscarriages for "Satanic pregnancies."

“We command all Satanic pregnancies to miscarry right now” — Special Adviser to the White House Faith and Opportunity Initiative Paula White

WITELF?

Here she is babbling in tongues with translation provided: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgZvzc4Pgmo

What an absolute embarrassment this administration is. The world is laughing so hard.

Ahhh, i got you...wholesale extermination of unborn children targeting a class of people is kewl...but death to rosemary's baby is just too far....how dare pro-lifers not encourage satanism (maybe i missed the requirement that pro-life subscribe to libertarian priciples)

[_Icarus]

The biggest exterminator of unborn children is your God.

[_DarkHelmet]

Ah, yes. Satanic pregnancies. I almost forgot about this pressing issue. I'm so glad Trump's spiritual advisor is on it.

[_canpakes]

...wholesale extermination of unborn children targeting a class of people ...

There it is. Another crazy, conspiratorial hair-fire from our resident crazy hair-fire conspiratorialist.

[_canpakes]

Ah, yes. Satanic pregnancies. I almost forgot about this pressing issue. I'm so glad Trump's spiritual advisor is on it.

Interesting message. “I don’t like you; I hope that my God makes you miscarry” ...

... from the supposed Right to Life crowd.

[_Icarus]

The open secret is that she believes babies born to Democrat families are Satanic.

[_DarkHelmet]

God works through humans. So wouldn't it make sense to encourage abortions of these demon babies? What's the difference if the demonic fetus is killed via a miraculous miscarriage or a god ordained abortion?

[_MeDotOrg]

death to rosemary's baby is just too far...

So how does this work? How does one determine who is carrying the spawn of Satan? How do these Satanic pregnancies begin? And how does one differentiate an everyday garden variety miscarriage from one that ejects the spawn of Satan? How do we know when to give prayers of thanks when a woman miscarries?

I guess this will all be answered in the second Trump administration, for the Lord works in mysterious ways. Really damned mysterious, if you ask me.