Pro Life? Trump's Spiritual Advisor wants miscarriages

[_subgenius]

death to rosemary's baby is just too far...

So how does this work? How does one determine who is carrying the spawn of Satan? How do these Satanic pregnancies begin? And how does one differentiate an everyday garden variety miscarriage from one that ejects the spawn of Satan? How do we know when to give prayers of thanks when a woman miscarries?

I guess this will all be answered in the second Trump administration, for the Lord works in mysterious ways. Really damned mysterious, if you ask me.

you guys are awesome at determining who is a real Christian and who is not, but Satanists are just too covert for ya?

[_canpakes]

you guys are awesome at determining who is a real Christian and who is not, but Satanists are just too covert for ya?

Nah. We’re just going to sub the job out to Paula White. She seems familiar enough with Satanism for some reason.

I’m sure you’ll stand by her determination of which mothers should be subjected to spontaneous evangelical-invoked miscarriage.

[_Some Schmo]

I wonder... if you're a virgin, and you get knocked up... how would you be able to tell if that were a Satanic pregnancy or not?

Suddenly I suspect Jesus was a demon! Holy “F” balls! This changes everything! No wonder he was crucified! 33 years too late, if you ask me!

Goodness gracious. And now we have all these people walking around praising a demon. Jesus-freak means something entirely different now.

It really makes you think, doesn't it?