Whose physical abilities would you take for 24 hours?

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Doctor CamNC4Me wrote:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giuseppe_Caspar_Mezzofanti

Mezzofanti was well known for being a hyperpolyglot who according to Russell 1858 spoke at least thirty languages "with rare excellence",

Biblical Hebrew, Mishnaic Hebrew, Arabic, Chaldee, Coptic, Ancient Armenian, Modern Armenian, Persian, Turkish, Albanian, Maltese, Greek, Romaic, Latin, Italian, Spanish, Portuguese, French, German, Swedish, Danish, Dutch, Flemish, English, Illyrian, Russian, Polish, Czech, Hungarian, Chinese.

He was reported to have spoken nine other languages fluently, and with dozens of others he is said to have had at least basic knowledge.


I'm currently teaching myself Portuguese in preparation for our move to Brazil, so I'd love to have this man's physical brain's ability to learn a language like he did so I could knock out a lot of the groundwork in one day. Additionally, he also had in-depth knowledge of ethnology, archaeology, numismatics, and astronomy. From the website I'm plagiarizing right now, "He was such a well-known linguistic genius that when he died, people all over Europe vied for his skull."

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Yeah, being a great linguist would be an awesome choice too. Linguistic ability often goes hand in hand with great musical ability--especially in the case of great opera singers, because they often need to be conversant in several languages.
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Dr. Shades wrote:
MeDotOrg wrote:So whose physical abilities would you experience for a day?

John Holmes's.

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how about
John Dough?
Horst Schultz?
Mo Ka Wang?
or perhaps just - Masanobu Soto?
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Markk wrote:I thought of that, but I think it would hurt to much to cut it down to size.

Hah, I see what you did there. :-)
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Yes I gave you the long and short of it.
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Eddie Hall.
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Dr. Shades wrote:
MeDotOrg wrote:So whose physical abilities would you experience for a day?

John Holmes's.

The most prolific of the adult film actors who is said to have slept with 14,000 men and women.
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Doctor Steuss wrote:Eddie Hall.

Wow, I had no idea who this was...that dude is scary. LOL..man, I googled him. and at first I saw he dead lifted 500 pounds and thought big deal! , then I saw my mistake that it was 500 kilos...1102 pounds, half a ton.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6m6-YzNJVyw

Look at this view, his nose is bleeding because of the weight

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnZ4ftlifik

Wow

Edit...watch that last link...his eyes were bleeding and he was out of it...even the next day he was a mess...unbelievable.
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I don't know. I can't decide between Michael Jordan and Bugs Bunny.
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Bret Ripley wrote:I don't know. I can't decide between Michael Jordan and Bugs Bunny.

You just watched Space Jam recently, I bet.
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Markk wrote:Edit...watch that last link...his eyes were bleeding and he was out of it...even the next day he was a mess...unbelievable.

Yeah, his final lift ended up causing a brain bleed.

There's a good documentary on him called "Eddie - Strongman." It has this awesome part in it when he has to take a plane. He gets to his seat, looks at others on the row, kind of shrugs and says "sorry." Had me cracking up.
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