Whose physical abilities would you take for 24 hours?

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Doctor CamNC4Me wrote:Since you guys only get their abilities for one day, what would you for a day with a strongman's abilities? Would you get a nice workout in, or would you eat a gallon of chili in a sitting?


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Doctor Steuss wrote:I would pick up ridiculously heavy things. Then, I would put those ridiculously heavy things down. I would probably pick them up again after that.

Even better, come open a stuck pickle jar lid for me.
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Doctor CamNC4Me wrote:Hrm. I chose the language thing because I kinda thought my brain would hold onto some of the learning I would experience. Hey, MeDotOrg. Under your scenario how much of what do we get to keep from assuming the assets of someone else for the day? Like, do Steuss and Xeno retain one day’s worth of training, and then they’re sore because they were just lifting, or do they get a +5 strength enhancement?

I originally thought of this as just having the physical abilities of someone else inside your own skin for a day. There are certain aspects to greatness that are not strictly physical. For example, you could give me the physique of an iron man triathlete, but the part that gets you across the finish line is mental toughness. Sometimes it is difficult to separate body from mind. Think of soccer star Pele, and the marriage of mind and body in his attacking style.

I once read a book about the sport of rowing called The Amateurs by David Halberstam. He explains that you spend virtually all of the stored energy in your muscles is gone in the first 100 yards or so, and after that everyone is pretty much running on fumes. To win a race like that takes something more than physical stamina. And that, to me, belongs to the athlete.

If you wanted to improve, I think it would be better to have the mind of an athlete for a day. See how that mind dealt with your body. Play basketball with Larry's Bird-Brain. Pitch a baseball like Greg Maddox or Satchel Paige.
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I would be Zion Williams, and I would play basketball ALL DAY LONG with my sons.

(And i would bend my knees and roll through my feet when i land, because the knees need to last.)
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Markk wrote:Yes I gave you the long and short of it.

Ha! I should erect a monument to that comment. Or at least bring it to the fore. Anything less would be giving it the shaft.

Was it easy to come up with such a penetrating insight, or was it hard?
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In case we ever had to go back to sword and armor combat for 24 hours. 6'9" and 400-450lbs.
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If all we get are memories I choose a world class big wave surfer. Second, a world class rock climber who base jumps off in a flight suit. A chance to free-fall fly would be pretty cool.
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Dr. Shades wrote:
Markk wrote:Yes I gave you the long and short of it.

Ha! I should erect a monument to that comment. Or at least bring it to the fore. Anything less would be giving it the shaft.

Was it easy to come up with such a penetrating insight, or was it hard?

clearly he just took a whack at it.
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ajax18 wrote:Image

In case we ever had to go back to sword and armor combat for 24 hours. 6'9" and 400-450lbs.



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This is a no-brainer. I would choose President Russell M. Nelson.

He holds the keys to the priesthood and to act on God’s behalf. Imagine all the good you could do in just one day.

I would spend the day healing terminally ill people, performing all sorts of miracles to help and improve lives, all to show the world how great God is.

Also, I would disburse the majority of the 124 billion to various charities dedicated to help alleviating suffering, in order to set an example of how God wants us to use our time, energy and talents.

Just think of all of good you could do in one day if you were President Russell M. Nelson.
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