Although Americans are suffering fewer heart attacks, the rate is dramatically increasing among those under 40. In fact, 20 percent of people who have a heart attack are 40 or younger, a rate that has risen 2 percent a year for 10 years, new research reports. Some of these people are now in their 20s and early 30s, said senior study author Dr. Ron Blankstein, a cardiologist at Brigham and Women's Hospital in Boston. He said it used to be "incredibly rare" to see anyone under age 40 with a heart attack.
...it was like a desert, bereft of available sex organs. Discarded chastity belts lay strewn about, cast off from those who had been used up and shriveled away. The species was dying, and all because of the drought. The damn drought.
He looked down at his penis once again, and his penis eyed him back, pained and pulsing. His testicles were darkening from their normally pinkish hue to an overcast purple. When will I quench my thirst? it wanted to ask. He shook his head. I wish I knew.
He saw another tree with another knothole. These were becoming more and more common. How desperate did a man have to be to copulate with a tree? His cock throbbed at the thought. Maybe he'd find out soon enough for himself. For what seemed like the thousandth time, he touched the lump in his bag where he knew the lube was...
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God belief is for people who don't want to live life on the universe's terms.
I nominate Schmo as today’s winner of the Internet.
“The ideal subject of totalitarian rule is not the convinced Nazi or the dedicated communist, but people for whom the distinction between fact and fiction, true and false, no longer exists.”
― Hannah Arendt, The Origins of Totalitarianism, 1951
"One of the hardest things for me to accept is the fact that Kevin Graham has blonde hair, blue eyes and an English last name. This ugly truth blows any arguments one might have for actual white supremacism out of the water. He's truly a disgrace." - Ajax
Lol. Who knew a thread such as this could be so satisfying?
What would happen to me if I playfully told a woman to send me an inappropriate picture in front on everyone? I would get executed on the spot, isn't that right? But it is no big deal when women harass men. Really! So you didn't do anything wrong Lemmie.
What would happen to me if I playfully told a woman to send me an inappropriate picture in front on everyone? I would get executed on the spot, isn't that right? But it is no big deal when women harass men. Really! So you didn't do anything wrong Lemmie.
