Coronavirus and Heart Attacks

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_Lemmie
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DoubtingThomas wrote:
Sun Jun 14, 2020 3:35 am
Lemmie wrote:
Sun Jun 14, 2020 3:30 am


"Sexual inactivity is associated with an increased risk of death, so it could be a sign of serious health problems. More importantly, they wrote, “sexual relationships can positively influence life satisfaction and happiness.”"
https://www.latimes.com/science/story/2 ... -years-ago
That is not my quote, nor did I say it. Fix your formatting or stop using my name.
DoubtingThomas wrote:
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I admitted that Mormon Discussions is my punching bag. I do regret it, I am just trying to get it over with and clear my name.
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As he made his way across the desolate landscape, the scene had become almost predictable. Man holding a firearm, guarding a sheep close by. Men were more worried about their livestock than their homesteads. The drought had a way of reorganizing a man's priorities.

"Hello friend!" He waved and smiled, knowing any less could start a confrontation.

The man cocked his rifle. "State yer business. And I ain't seen no women folk, if that be what yer here fer'."

"Good sir, I appreciate the information, but I seek a different kind of refuge." He smiled widely, then tried to tone it down. He didn't want to appear insincere. "I see you own livestock. Do you... sell sheep?"

The man's eyes narrowed at the stranger as he gripped his rifle. He'd been through this before.

"Now what could a man like you have to offer in a time like this? We both know what the drought did to the value of money. What could you possibly have that I might care about?"

His penis spoke up, as it usually did at the most inappropriate times. Offer him whatever he wants...

"I have a bamboo stick. I've heard it's a remedy for a wide range of ailments..."
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_Lemmie
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Part II:
Some Schmo wrote:
Sun Jun 14, 2020 5:09 am
As he made his way across the desolate landscape, the scene had become almost predictable. Man holding a firearm, guarding a sheep close by. Men were more worried about their livestock than their homesteads. The drought had a way of reorganizing a man's priorities.

"Hello friend!" He waved and smiled, knowing any less could start a confrontation.

The man cocked his rifle. "State yer business. And I ain't seen no women folk, if that be what yer here for'."

"Good sir, I appreciate the information, but I seek a different kind of refuge." He smiled widely, then tried to tone it down. He didn't want to appear insincere. "I see you own livestock. Do you... sell sheep?"

The man's eyes narrowed at the stranger as he gripped his rifle. He'd been through this before.

"Now what could a man like you have to offer in a time like this? We both know what the drought did to the value of money. What could you possibly have that I might care about?"

His penis spoke up, as it usually did at the most inappropriate times. Offer him whatever he wants...

"I have a bamboo stick. I've heard it's a remedy for a wide range of ailments..."
:biggrin:

Some Schmo, you are a gift to this board.
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Re: Coronavirus and Heart Attacks

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Editing a thread title and topic into something completely different after people have responded to the original content seems in poor form at the least and probably something that should be moderated. It completely changes the context of the replies.
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Re: Coronavirus and Heart Attacks

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EAllusion wrote:
Mon Jun 15, 2020 2:16 am
Editing a thread title and topic into something completely different after people have responded to the original content seems in poor form at the least and probably something that should be moderated. It completely changes the context of the replies.

I tried to delete it with a ".", but people keep replying with stupid crap.
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Re: Coronavirus and Heart Attacks

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DoubtingThomas wrote:
Mon Jun 15, 2020 3:12 am
EAllusion wrote:
Mon Jun 15, 2020 2:16 am
Editing a thread title and topic into something completely different after people have responded to the original content seems in poor form at the least and probably something that should be moderated. It completely changes the context of the replies.

I tried to delete it with a ".", but people keep replying with stupid crap.
That’s not an excuse for changing your OP after people respond to it.
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