New Brilliant Parody by Randy Rainbow

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Re: New Brilliant Parody by Randy Rainbow

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Gunnar wrote:
Mon Jul 27, 2020 4:13 pm
Some Schmo wrote:
Sun Jul 26, 2020 3:11 pm
Shave your head! Make that a habit and scruffy is a thing of the past!
I have toyed with that idea from time to time, but not very seriously, so far.

I get a 5 o'clock shadow these days and I'm itching for a fresh shave. Baldness is comfort.
I never go to a barbershop for a shave. My Norelco electric shaver is perfectly adequate for my shaving needs.
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Oh for pete sakes break out of your pragmatic mold and dare to do something different with yourself for once! Take that Norelco (it's got the floating heads, right? I just know it does.) and shave all your hair off!
Failure is not falling down but refusing to get up.
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Re: New Brilliant Parody by Randy Rainbow

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Jersey Girl wrote:
Mon Jul 27, 2020 7:23 pm
Gunnar wrote:
Mon Jul 27, 2020 4:13 pm

I have toyed with that idea from time to time, but not very seriously, so far.

I get a 5 o'clock shadow these days and I'm itching for a fresh shave. Baldness is comfort.
I never go to a barbershop for a shave. My Norelco electric shaver is perfectly adequate for my shaving needs.

Oh for pete sakes break out of your pragmatic mold and dare to do something different with yourself for once! Take that Norelco (it's got the floating heads, right? I just know it does.) and shave all your hair off!
Not yet!
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Re: New Brilliant Parody by Randy Rainbow

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Gunnar wrote:
Mon Jul 27, 2020 4:13 pm
I never go to a barbershop for a shave. My Norelco electric shaver is perfectly adequate for my shaving needs.
I'm with you. Nobody has ever shaved me except me.
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