The Headlines on Wednesday, November 4th

[_MeDotOrg]

It all started with Jersey Girl:

Betcha all 5 Monopoly bucks that if he loses this election (which I think he will) the announcments the next day are going to be photos of him with the words "You're FIRED!" as the headline.

...So I countered with:

Not gonna take that bet. I'd lose. Other possibilities:

US bets No Trump
Trump show cancelled
Putin Weeps
Hold on till January 20th
Melania files for divorce
Stephen Miller returns to crypt
Murder/Suicide at Conway residence
He went to Jared
Trump defeated - moves Capital to Mar-a-Lago.

....actually we should break this out as its own topic...

...so here we are. What are the best headlines if Biden OR Trump wins?

[_Jersey Girl]

You're Fired!

America's Biggest Loser

Swamp: Drained

[_Gunnar]

Putin out the trash

[_subgenius]

Asduming Biden is nominated and lives to November:

Time to start Hiden from Biden (sniff sniff)
Joe blows!
Time to Go, Joe. (this one could cut both ways)
US says NO to Joe.
Trump defeats Chump
Grumpy cuz winner is Trumpy

[_Some Schmo]

Biden wins:

The Nightmare Ends
America Sighs Relief
Ding Dong the Bi-tch is Dead
Trump Caught with his Pence Down
Biden Wins All States, Barr None
Without Pompeo and Circumstance
Trump Dumped
It Must Have Been His Personality
Separated Families Unite
Finally, America Has a Real Leader Again

Trump Wins:

Yeah, America Really is Fu-cking Stupid