Can't We Do Something about All the Idiotic Progressives?

[Atlanticmike]

Why do have to put up with this? This board has become littered with idiot accounts recently, and it's not improving the board experience. The tiny dicks have turned into a tiny dick parade. I realize they have deep psychological problems, including crippling insecurity, but why should that be our problem.

Hey Schmo!! Kiss my gluteus Maximus!!

[SirPoopsaLot]

Why do have to put up with this? This board has become littered with idiot accounts recently, and it's not improving the board experience. The tiny dicks have turned into a tiny dick parade. I realize they have deep psychological problems, including crippling insecurity, but why should that be our problem.

Hey Schmo!! Kiss my gluteus Maximus!!

Did someone say gluteus maximus??

[Marcus]

Did someone say gluteus maximus??

Aww! mike-tin-kard-poop-2 waited 27 whole minutes before chatting with himself! We should celebrate his accomplishment!

[Tinfoilhat]

Did someone say gluteus maximus??

Aww! mike-tin-kard-poop-2 waited 27 whole minutes before chatting with himself! We should celebrate his accomplishment!

Thanks for posting and moving the thread to the top of the page dumbass. Oops, I meant Canpakes!

[Marcus]

Aww! mike-tin-kard-poop-2 waited 27 whole minutes before chatting with himself! We should celebrate his accomplishment!

Thanks for posting and moving the thread to the top of the page dumbass. Oops, I meant Canpakes!

I should rename you. mike-tin-kard-poop-2-bing! That works.

But seriously, dude, you talk to yourself WAY too much. It's not healthy. Plus its boring. Could you come up with a new puppet that isn't so dumb? I'm asking a lot, I know.

[canpakes]

Aww! mike-tin-kard-poop-2 waited 27 whole minutes before chatting with himself! We should celebrate his accomplishment!

Thanks for posting and moving the thread to the top of the page dumbass. Oops, I meant Canpakes!

Nope. Guess again. Bingtellus believes that I’m ldsfaqs. I cannot confirm or deny that claim. ; )

[Tinfoilhat]

Thanks for posting and moving the thread to the top of the page dumbass. Oops, I meant Canpakes!

I should rename you. mike-tin-kard-poop-2-bing! That works.

But seriously, dude, you talk to yourself WAY too much. It's not healthy. Plus its boring. Could you come up with a new puppet that isn't so dumb? I'm asking a lot, I know.

What do you mean it's not healthy? I'm laughing my ass off over here. I'm having the time of my life!

Give me a name for a new sock puppet and I'll think about it. Ohohoh! I wanted a sock puppet with progressive leanings, how bout "Cultural Marxist ", would that be a good sock puppet name, canpakes?

[Marcus]

I thought culty and mikey were one and the same. Wouldn't it be funny if mike-tin-kard-poop-2-bing-culty was just one person? Sad, because you hope they have a job, but they are prob safer here than anywhere else. It's our good deed to the universe.

I'm having the time of my life!

Now that's just sad.

[canpakes]

I should rename you. mike-tin-kard-poop-2-bing! That works.

But seriously, dude, you talk to yourself WAY too much. It's not healthy. Plus its boring. Could you come up with a new puppet that isn't so dumb? I'm asking a lot, I know.

What do you mean it's not healthy? I'm laughing my ass off over here. I'm having the time of my life!

Give me a name for a new sock puppet and I'll think about it. Ohohoh! I wanted a sock puppet with progressive leanings, how bout "Cultural Marxist ", would that be a good sock puppet name, canpakes?

I think you should go with ‘Lin Wood’. I hear from ajax that he’s a Democrat.

[Tim Kardashian]

I thought culty and mikey were one and the same. Wouldn't it be funny if mike-tin-kard-poop-2-bing-culty was just one person? Sad, because you hope they have a job, but they are prob safer here than anywhere else. It's our good deed to the universe.

I'm having the time of my life!

Now that's just sad.

I knew that would upset you. Why? Because the progressive beta boys here at the spirit paradise are shooting everything in their arsenal and haven’t been able to slow me down yet. You have any good sock puppets names for me? Also, you do realize I’m not tryin to hide behind sock puppets, right? Everyone knows! I’ve told everyone who my puppets are. Get a life dude!! Learn how to smile and be happy again. Life’s short.