I am a big proponent of Smithmas. I don't understand the resistance. With all of Joseph Smith's amazing feats, why not celebrate his memory appropriately?
Merry Smithmas!
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Merry Smithmas!
Yes, folks, it's that most wonderful time of the year! Grab your steaming hot mug of cocoa and join in the celebration of the birth of the man who did more for the salvation of humankind than everyone save Jesus only!
I am a big proponent of Smithmas. I don't understand the resistance. With all of Joseph Smith's amazing feats, why not celebrate his memory appropriately?
I am a big proponent of Smithmas. I don't understand the resistance. With all of Joseph Smith's amazing feats, why not celebrate his memory appropriately?
"He disturbs the laws of his country, he forces himself upon women, and he puts men to death without trial.” ~Otanes on the monarch, Herodotus Histories 3.80.
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Re: Merry Smithmas!
Just imagine the Three Nephites coming to visit the birth of Joseph Smith in Vermont!
Should they not have been there? Weren't they?
Should they not have been there? Weren't they?
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Re: Merry Smithmas!
Behold the face of the Mother of Messiah ben Joseph!
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Did Gabriel come to announce his birth?
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Or did the angel Moroni?
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Did the Green Mountain Boys come to pay their respects, like shepherds watching their flocks by night?
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Glory to the newborn king!
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Re: Merry Smithmas!
PRAISE TO THE MAN ...... WHO WAS KINDA LIKE Jesus
AND THE LORD TRULY BLESSED HIM
MERRY SMITHMAS TO YOU AND YOURS!
AND THE LORD TRULY BLESSED HIM
MERRY SMITHMAS TO YOU AND YOURS!
Myth is misused by the powerful to subjugate the masses all too often.
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Re: Merry Smithmas!
Ha ha ha. Why do I suspect there's not much Smithmas celebration at the home of Jeff T. Green?
"There will come a time when the rich own all the media, and it will be impossible for the public to make an informed opinion." Albert Einstein, ~1949 "It is difficult to free fools from the chains they revere." Voltaire